RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists
January 12, 2015 at 10:26 am
(This post was last modified: January 12, 2015 at 10:31 am by Chad32.)
When the greatness that is the Flying Spaghetti Monster is inside you, you will feel the superior fullness and contentment that comes with knowing his glory. I'm not quite sure there's an afterlife. Much like how letting your spaghetti sit on the table too long makes it less tasty, so too is your enjoyment of spaghetti limited. Commit yourself to it, and enjoy it while you can, and by the end of your days you will be ready for what may or may not await you after you sleep the eternal sleep. Knowing that your life here has been as fullfilling as anyone could hope for.
Poe's Law: "Without a winking smiley or other blatant display of humor, it is impossible to create a parody of Fundamentalism that SOMEONE won't mistake for the real thing."
10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/
Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50
A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html
10 Christ-like figures that predate Jesus. Link shortened to Chris ate Jesus for some reason...
http://listverse.com/2009/04/13/10-chris...ate-jesus/
Good video to watch, if you want to know how common the Jesus story really is.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88GTUXvp-50
A list of biblical contradictions from the infallible word of Yahweh.
http://infidels.org/library/modern/jim_m...tions.html