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Create a Deity and Prove It Exists
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RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists
January 12, 2015 at 10:45 am
I believe the god of lost socks exists and he steals socks because he likes the smell of them, just like the fake god of the bible likes the smell of burning meat, and he created the universe because he loves us and he wants to test us and let those with the smelliest socks into heaven. Those who clean them too often are condemned to an eternity drowning in the great washing machine at the centre of the earth.

If he doesn't exist then where do all my socks go and why have I got so many odd ones?
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Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Nope - January 12, 2015 at 9:47 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Chad32 - January 12, 2015 at 10:08 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Nope - January 12, 2015 at 10:14 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by JuliaL - January 12, 2015 at 10:23 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by abaris - January 12, 2015 at 7:15 pm
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Chad32 - January 12, 2015 at 10:26 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Nope - January 12, 2015 at 10:37 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Spooky - January 12, 2015 at 10:27 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by JuliaL - January 12, 2015 at 10:34 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Spooky - January 12, 2015 at 10:46 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Nope - January 12, 2015 at 10:50 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by JuliaL - January 12, 2015 at 10:56 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by watchamadoodle - January 16, 2015 at 3:29 pm
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by jesus_wept - January 12, 2015 at 10:45 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by DeadChannel - January 12, 2015 at 10:53 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Nope - January 12, 2015 at 10:58 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Violet - January 12, 2015 at 11:02 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Violet - January 12, 2015 at 11:05 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Violet - January 12, 2015 at 10:56 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Chad32 - January 12, 2015 at 11:25 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Violet - January 12, 2015 at 11:31 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by DeadChannel - January 12, 2015 at 10:58 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by vorlon13 - January 12, 2015 at 11:03 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Nope - January 12, 2015 at 11:05 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by robvalue - January 12, 2015 at 11:09 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Violet - January 12, 2015 at 11:18 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by robvalue - January 12, 2015 at 11:18 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Nope - January 12, 2015 at 11:21 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Violet - January 12, 2015 at 11:27 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by robvalue - January 12, 2015 at 11:25 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by robvalue - January 12, 2015 at 11:27 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Jenny A - January 12, 2015 at 11:30 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Chad32 - January 12, 2015 at 11:33 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Violet - January 12, 2015 at 11:40 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Spooky - January 12, 2015 at 2:17 pm
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Chad32 - January 12, 2015 at 11:44 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Mister Agenda - January 12, 2015 at 12:42 pm
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by vorlon13 - January 12, 2015 at 2:20 pm
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by downbeatplumb - January 12, 2015 at 2:34 pm
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Chad32 - January 12, 2015 at 2:39 pm
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Violet - January 12, 2015 at 2:44 pm
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by vorlon13 - January 12, 2015 at 2:43 pm
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by vorlon13 - January 12, 2015 at 2:48 pm
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Violet - January 12, 2015 at 4:20 pm
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by robvalue - January 12, 2015 at 4:22 pm
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by vorlon13 - January 12, 2015 at 4:52 pm
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by DeadChannel - January 12, 2015 at 6:45 pm
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Violet - January 12, 2015 at 10:11 pm
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by JuliaL - January 12, 2015 at 7:06 pm
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by DeadChannel - January 12, 2015 at 8:13 pm
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Spooky - January 12, 2015 at 8:51 pm
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by DeadChannel - January 12, 2015 at 10:31 pm
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Violet - January 12, 2015 at 11:21 pm
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by DeadChannel - January 12, 2015 at 11:46 pm
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Chad32 - January 12, 2015 at 11:38 pm
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Violet - January 13, 2015 at 12:11 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by vorlon13 - January 13, 2015 at 11:38 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Alex K - January 13, 2015 at 11:48 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Natachan - January 13, 2015 at 2:25 pm
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Cato - January 13, 2015 at 4:34 pm
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by vorlon13 - January 14, 2015 at 12:06 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Darkstar - January 14, 2015 at 11:59 pm
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by dyresand - January 15, 2015 at 12:00 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by vorlon13 - January 15, 2015 at 12:54 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by DeadChannel - January 15, 2015 at 1:24 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Alex K - January 15, 2015 at 1:28 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by psychoslice - January 15, 2015 at 3:36 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by dyresand - January 15, 2015 at 11:01 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by psychoslice - January 16, 2015 at 2:51 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by robvalue - January 15, 2015 at 11:22 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Nope - January 16, 2015 at 1:24 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by dyresand - January 16, 2015 at 1:32 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Violet - January 17, 2015 at 4:35 pm
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Roxy904 - January 16, 2015 at 3:01 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Alex K - January 16, 2015 at 3:10 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by robvalue - January 16, 2015 at 6:03 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Mental Outlaw - January 16, 2015 at 7:54 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by vorlon13 - January 16, 2015 at 10:41 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Cato - January 16, 2015 at 11:35 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by robvalue - January 16, 2015 at 4:50 pm
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by vorlon13 - January 16, 2015 at 8:36 pm
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Roxy904 - January 16, 2015 at 4:55 pm
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by dyresand - January 17, 2015 at 12:03 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by DeadChannel - January 17, 2015 at 12:07 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by dyresand - January 17, 2015 at 12:42 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by DeadChannel - January 17, 2015 at 12:42 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by dyresand - January 17, 2015 at 12:44 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by DeadChannel - January 17, 2015 at 12:51 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by DeadChannel - January 16, 2015 at 11:46 pm
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by IATIA - January 16, 2015 at 11:57 pm
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by MysticKnight - January 17, 2015 at 4:20 pm
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by dyresand - January 17, 2015 at 4:36 pm
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Violet - January 17, 2015 at 6:06 pm
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by DeadChannel - January 17, 2015 at 5:36 pm
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by dyresand - January 17, 2015 at 5:42 pm
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by DeadChannel - January 17, 2015 at 6:35 pm
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by dyresand - January 17, 2015 at 6:48 pm
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Roxy904 - January 17, 2015 at 8:17 pm
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Alex K - January 17, 2015 at 8:59 pm
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by MysticKnight - January 18, 2015 at 12:29 pm
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by DeadChannel - January 18, 2015 at 2:16 pm
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by vorlon13 - January 18, 2015 at 12:40 pm
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Minimalist - January 18, 2015 at 12:54 pm

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