RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists
January 12, 2015 at 10:58 am
(This post was last modified: January 12, 2015 at 11:00 am by Nope.)
(January 12, 2015 at 10:53 am)DeadChannel Wrote: I elect Samuel L. Jackson.
Do I have proof? No. That is not what is important. What is important is that I felt the touch of Samuel. L. Jackson. Samuel Jackson got involved.
Do you have an overwhelming need to say Mother Fucker? If so, your experience might be real. Besides who among us can prove the unknowable? All Hail the mightest mother fucker of them all.
(January 12, 2015 at 10:56 am)Alice Wrote:(January 12, 2015 at 9:47 am)Nope Wrote: After reading through Robo's thread about making a god claim, I thought it would be fun to invent our own gods and defend the imaginary deities from nay sayers. You can invent and defend your god/s or use logic to tear apart someone else's god. My purpose is just to be silly and see if iwe can use some of the same rational in defending our made up deities that theists use.
Also, if you like someone's invented religion you can convert and help them defend it
I'm already in your heads and in your hearts... you can't get me out.
Quote:I am going to steal dyresands idea on another thread and make a plant god.
Proof that there is an almighty plant god. Plants are everywhere. You can see them and feel them. Some of them you can eat.
Plants sacrifice themselves to us in the guise of food, shelter, clothing and a source of heat so that as an example of the highest form of love so that we will one day turn from our barbaric ways
There are dangerous plants because Her Holy Foliage wants is to grow and realizes that we can only evolve if there is some reason for us to do so
* Alice is eating a salad right now.
Bless Her Holy Foliage indeed... may many showers of joy and blood rain down upon her, long life, etc etc I'm eating her children.
She gives her children willingly for your substance.