RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists
January 12, 2015 at 11:03 am
(This post was last modified: January 12, 2015 at 11:03 am by vorlon13.)
How about Anusius, the God of Anus ?
Everyone has an anus, after all. Anus bleaching would be a form of worship, so to various silicone appliances and creams and balms used to anoint them and the increasingly sophisticated rituals surrounding their use.
While Jesus could not have been crucified on a Doc Johnson model #34 butt plug, with realistic veining, and optional vibrator with included wall charger, He certainly could have been using one during the nailing and hanging around part of His afternoon.
Everyone has an anus, after all. Anus bleaching would be a form of worship, so to various silicone appliances and creams and balms used to anoint them and the increasingly sophisticated rituals surrounding their use.
While Jesus could not have been crucified on a Doc Johnson model #34 butt plug, with realistic veining, and optional vibrator with included wall charger, He certainly could have been using one during the nailing and hanging around part of His afternoon.