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RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists
January 12, 2015 at 11:05 am
(January 12, 2015 at 11:03 am)vorlon13 Wrote: How about Anusius, the God of Anus ?

Everyone has an anus, after all. Anus bleaching would be a form of worship, so to various silicone appliances and creams and balms used to anoint them and the increasingly sophisticated rituals surrounding their use.

While Jesus could not have been crucified on a Doc Johnson model #34 butt plug, with realistic veining, and optional vibrator with included wall charger, He certainly could have been using one during the nailing and hanging around part of His afternoon.

And where we be without an anus? Ow. We would explode or throw up our waste products. All hail the Anus God
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Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Nope - January 12, 2015 at 9:47 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Chad32 - January 12, 2015 at 10:08 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Nope - January 12, 2015 at 10:14 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by JuliaL - January 12, 2015 at 10:23 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by abaris - January 12, 2015 at 7:15 pm
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Chad32 - January 12, 2015 at 10:26 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Nope - January 12, 2015 at 10:37 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Spooky - January 12, 2015 at 10:27 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by JuliaL - January 12, 2015 at 10:34 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Spooky - January 12, 2015 at 10:46 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Nope - January 12, 2015 at 10:50 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by JuliaL - January 12, 2015 at 10:56 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by watchamadoodle - January 16, 2015 at 3:29 pm
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by jesus_wept - January 12, 2015 at 10:45 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by DeadChannel - January 12, 2015 at 10:53 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Nope - January 12, 2015 at 10:58 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Violet - January 12, 2015 at 11:02 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Violet - January 12, 2015 at 11:05 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Violet - January 12, 2015 at 10:56 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Chad32 - January 12, 2015 at 11:25 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Violet - January 12, 2015 at 11:31 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by DeadChannel - January 12, 2015 at 10:58 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by vorlon13 - January 12, 2015 at 11:03 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Nope - January 12, 2015 at 11:05 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by robvalue - January 12, 2015 at 11:09 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Violet - January 12, 2015 at 11:18 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by robvalue - January 12, 2015 at 11:18 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Nope - January 12, 2015 at 11:21 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Violet - January 12, 2015 at 11:27 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by robvalue - January 12, 2015 at 11:25 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by robvalue - January 12, 2015 at 11:27 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Jenny A - January 12, 2015 at 11:30 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Chad32 - January 12, 2015 at 11:33 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Violet - January 12, 2015 at 11:40 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Spooky - January 12, 2015 at 2:17 pm
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Chad32 - January 12, 2015 at 11:44 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Mister Agenda - January 12, 2015 at 12:42 pm
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by vorlon13 - January 12, 2015 at 2:20 pm
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by downbeatplumb - January 12, 2015 at 2:34 pm
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Chad32 - January 12, 2015 at 2:39 pm
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Violet - January 12, 2015 at 2:44 pm
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by vorlon13 - January 12, 2015 at 2:43 pm
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by vorlon13 - January 12, 2015 at 2:48 pm
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Violet - January 12, 2015 at 4:20 pm
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by robvalue - January 12, 2015 at 4:22 pm
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by vorlon13 - January 12, 2015 at 4:52 pm
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by DeadChannel - January 12, 2015 at 6:45 pm
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Violet - January 12, 2015 at 10:11 pm
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by JuliaL - January 12, 2015 at 7:06 pm
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by DeadChannel - January 12, 2015 at 8:13 pm
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Spooky - January 12, 2015 at 8:51 pm
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by DeadChannel - January 12, 2015 at 10:31 pm
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Violet - January 12, 2015 at 11:21 pm
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by DeadChannel - January 12, 2015 at 11:46 pm
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Chad32 - January 12, 2015 at 11:38 pm
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Violet - January 13, 2015 at 12:11 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by vorlon13 - January 13, 2015 at 11:38 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Alex K - January 13, 2015 at 11:48 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Natachan - January 13, 2015 at 2:25 pm
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Cato - January 13, 2015 at 4:34 pm
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by vorlon13 - January 14, 2015 at 12:06 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Darkstar - January 14, 2015 at 11:59 pm
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by dyresand - January 15, 2015 at 12:00 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by vorlon13 - January 15, 2015 at 12:54 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by DeadChannel - January 15, 2015 at 1:24 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Alex K - January 15, 2015 at 1:28 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by psychoslice - January 15, 2015 at 3:36 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by dyresand - January 15, 2015 at 11:01 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by psychoslice - January 16, 2015 at 2:51 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by robvalue - January 15, 2015 at 11:22 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Nope - January 16, 2015 at 1:24 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by dyresand - January 16, 2015 at 1:32 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Violet - January 17, 2015 at 4:35 pm
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Roxy904 - January 16, 2015 at 3:01 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Alex K - January 16, 2015 at 3:10 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by robvalue - January 16, 2015 at 6:03 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Mental Outlaw - January 16, 2015 at 7:54 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by vorlon13 - January 16, 2015 at 10:41 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Cato - January 16, 2015 at 11:35 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by robvalue - January 16, 2015 at 4:50 pm
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by vorlon13 - January 16, 2015 at 8:36 pm
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Roxy904 - January 16, 2015 at 4:55 pm
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by dyresand - January 17, 2015 at 12:03 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by DeadChannel - January 17, 2015 at 12:07 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by dyresand - January 17, 2015 at 12:42 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by DeadChannel - January 17, 2015 at 12:42 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by dyresand - January 17, 2015 at 12:44 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by DeadChannel - January 17, 2015 at 12:51 am
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by DeadChannel - January 16, 2015 at 11:46 pm
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by IATIA - January 16, 2015 at 11:57 pm
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by MysticKnight - January 17, 2015 at 4:20 pm
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by dyresand - January 17, 2015 at 4:36 pm
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Violet - January 17, 2015 at 6:06 pm
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by DeadChannel - January 17, 2015 at 5:36 pm
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by dyresand - January 17, 2015 at 5:42 pm
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by DeadChannel - January 17, 2015 at 6:35 pm
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by dyresand - January 17, 2015 at 6:48 pm
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Roxy904 - January 17, 2015 at 8:17 pm
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Alex K - January 17, 2015 at 8:59 pm
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by MysticKnight - January 18, 2015 at 12:29 pm
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by DeadChannel - January 18, 2015 at 2:16 pm
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by vorlon13 - January 18, 2015 at 12:40 pm
RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists - by Minimalist - January 18, 2015 at 12:54 pm

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