RE: Create a Deity and Prove It Exists
January 12, 2015 at 10:11 pm
(This post was last modified: January 12, 2015 at 11:21 pm by Violet.)
(January 12, 2015 at 6:45 pm)DeadChannel Wrote: To y'all mother fuckers who didn't immediately pledge allegiance to Samuel L. Jackson:
I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy My brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay My vengeance upon you.
I'd love it if Samuel L. Jackson laid his vengeance down upon me.
If he's a good enough motherfucker, then I might not even kill him when it's over. No matter, for one day he shall be mine.
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day