RE: You all convinced me, I'm now an Atheist!!!
January 14, 2015 at 1:05 pm
(This post was last modified: January 14, 2015 at 1:06 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
So, have you started sinning relentlessly and uncontrollably, since becoming an atheist Drich? Murdered any redheads, of late? Do you sit under the light of the full moon greasing yourself with baby fat, invoking the great grey ghost to dwell within? Has god stopped speaking to you? Have you been CC'd on the atheist NWO emails? Did you lose your ability to give others cancer and find lost wallets with the power of prayer?
C'mon man, keep us up to date.
C'mon man, keep us up to date.
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