My problem is that my number apparently was owned by a deadbeat before I got it, and even now, years later, I still get collection calls - even after I tell 'em "No, I'm not Lydia. Yes, I'm sure. Do I sound like a fucking Lydia to you?"
Bastards. Now I let every unknown number go to voicemail.
Bastards. Now I let every unknown number go to voicemail.