RE: Chriatian Phoenix's Deadlt Rant
January 25, 2015 at 1:07 am
(This post was last modified: January 25, 2015 at 1:08 am by Nope.)
(January 24, 2015 at 1:50 am)jackson Wrote: As an Atheist would you watch a purely fictional comedy,
Sure. Why not?
Quote: then feels compelled to simply walk the hundreds of kilometers to his new job ,
Why would he walk hundred of kilometers just to start a new job? Couldn't he take a bus or drive? What speed is he walking? Was he, perhaps carrying a one pound coconut for a swallow?
Quote: Collecting 12 needy people along the way,
Did he keep them in jars or stick a pin in them?
Quote: feasting on kamikaze animals,
Didn't the animals explode on impact?
Quote:,while drinking from a bottomless cask of wine that tastes like
beer, water or wine depending on who or when they drink.
The casks taste like beer? Or are you saying that you drank people and they tasted like beer, water or wine?
Quote:Eventually being chased down and killed becoming a Marta for Atheists,
Marta for Atheists? Does that have something to do with exploding animals or people that you can drink?
Quote:but unfortunatly returning as the second coming of Christ, and announcing her was wrong. Not
This has something to do with ejaculation, doesn't it? Is Jesus going to be in a porno?