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Our Robot Servants Already Attacking...
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RE: Our Robot Servants Already Attacking...
(February 12, 2015 at 12:19 pm)popeyespappy Wrote: Hey it's natural selection at work. Anybody dumb enough to leave their hair within reach of one of these things

[Image: 413BJODeE8L.jpg?iw=300]

while it is spinning at 5500 rpm is subject to Darwin award.
Exactly.

Steps for Darwinian Award:
1) Activate robot that, should it decide to attack, can only attack things on or very near to the floor.
2) Lay down on the floor.
3) Get attacked by said robot.

Great
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Messages In This Thread
Our Robot Servants Already Attacking... - by Pyrrho - February 11, 2015 at 11:44 pm
RE: Our Robot Servants Already Attacking... - by Cyberman - February 11, 2015 at 11:51 pm
RE: Our Robot Servants Already Attacking... - by vorlon13 - February 12, 2015 at 12:05 am
RE: Our Robot Servants Already Attacking... - by SteelCurtain - February 12, 2015 at 12:06 am
RE: Our Robot Servants Already Attacking... - by Jackalope - February 12, 2015 at 12:18 am
RE: Our Robot Servants Already Attacking... - by Pyrrho - February 12, 2015 at 12:41 am
RE: Our Robot Servants Already Attacking... - by Jackalope - February 12, 2015 at 1:29 am
RE: Our Robot Servants Already Attacking... - by SteelCurtain - February 12, 2015 at 1:16 am
RE: Our Robot Servants Already Attacking... - by Alex K - February 12, 2015 at 1:17 am
RE: Our Robot Servants Already Attacking... - by Cyberman - February 12, 2015 at 1:30 am
RE: Our Robot Servants Already Attacking... - by Minimalist - February 12, 2015 at 1:35 am
RE: Our Robot Servants Already Attacking... - by Cinjin - February 12, 2015 at 1:43 am
RE: Our Robot Servants Already Attacking... - by Pyrrho - February 12, 2015 at 2:21 pm
RE: Our Robot Servants Already Attacking... - by vorlon13 - February 12, 2015 at 10:57 am
RE: Our Robot Servants Already Attacking... - by popeyespappy - February 12, 2015 at 12:19 pm
RE: Our Robot Servants Already Attacking... - by LostLocke - February 12, 2015 at 12:46 pm
RE: Our Robot Servants Already Attacking... - by Faith No More - February 12, 2015 at 12:28 pm
RE: Our Robot Servants Already Attacking... - by Cyberman - February 12, 2015 at 12:35 pm
RE: Our Robot Servants Already Attacking... - by vorlon13 - February 12, 2015 at 2:06 pm
RE: Our Robot Servants Already Attacking... - by dyresand - February 12, 2015 at 3:32 pm
RE: Our Robot Servants Already Attacking... - by Cyberman - February 12, 2015 at 3:35 pm
RE: Our Robot Servants Already Attacking... - by dyresand - February 12, 2015 at 3:36 pm
RE: Our Robot Servants Already Attacking... - by SteelCurtain - February 12, 2015 at 3:41 pm
RE: Our Robot Servants Already Attacking... - by Cyberman - February 12, 2015 at 3:43 pm
RE: Our Robot Servants Already Attacking... - by Cyberman - February 12, 2015 at 3:45 pm

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