I have a problem with Blasthemy as an athiest

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Good advice given already. Rip the shit out of all aspects of the trinity, make a joke of it, say the most ridiculous things out loud.

Jesus fucked the Holy Spirit with the pope's hat!

Also, bear in mind you're focusing on one very specific God out of the infinite number of possible gods. For example, "Hello" could be the worst possible blaspheme against the actual real God that we haven't found out about. And how much time do you worry about upsetting Allah, Vishnu, Thor, Odin...

Look at the pile of dead gods behind christianity. Yahweh is not just "the next fake one" he's heavily borrowed from those dead, fake ones too. He's a cardboard cut out.

With a piñata for a son :p

I heard acupuncture was invented after sticking nails into jesus cured him of not being a god rather than killing him.

Hope that helped!