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RE: Stupidest religious "true story" you've ever heard?...
March 18, 2015 at 9:46 am
Ok, listen up you heathens! This is gonna get you back on the right path!

There was this one beginning teacher. She was looking for a flat to move out to from her momma's house. She had no luck for almost a year and was starting to despair. So she told the Holy Ghost that she gives up and to guide her in life. And then she found an offer! True story!

Now go and get right with gawd, sinners! Praise sweet buttery baby Jesus!
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RE: Stupidest religious "true story" you've ever heard?... - by Norman Humann - March 18, 2015 at 9:46 am

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