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This holy water thing is full of shit!

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This holy water thing is full of shit!
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RE: This holy water thing is full of shit!
March 20, 2015 at 5:02 pm
(September 14, 2013 at 3:38 pm)Esquilax Wrote:
Quote:Scientists have discovered that 86 per cent of water samples from holy sources contain faecal matter.
Austrian researchers also found that church fonts contain high levels of bacteria and that none of the holy springs they studied could be considered safe for drinking from.

Come-on everybody - god didn't mean that the water was "actually" holy. He just meant it was "figuratively" holy. Which is sorta funny since the holy water's "literally" full of shit, which keeps in line with the whole basic premise of their religion ... full of ... well you get it.

At any rate I'd like to thank their god and their demi-god for keeping things consistent -
Everything else is phony as hell, why shouldn't this be? Undecided
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This holy water thing is full of shit!

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This holy water thing is full of shit! - by Esquilax - September 14, 2013 at 3:38 pm
RE: This holy water thing is full of shit! - by Bad Writer - September 14, 2013 at 4:05 pm
RE: This holy water thing is full of shit! - by genkaus - September 14, 2013 at 4:30 pm
Re: This holy water thing is full of shit! - by NoraBrimstone - September 15, 2013 at 1:36 pm
RE: This holy water thing is full of shit! - by Drich - September 15, 2013 at 1:51 pm
RE: This holy water thing is full of shit! - by Esquilax - September 15, 2013 at 2:25 pm
RE: This holy water thing is full of shit! - by Ryantology - September 15, 2013 at 1:58 pm
RE: This holy water thing is full of shit! - by Mystical - September 15, 2013 at 2:04 pm
RE: This holy water thing is full of shit! - by Lemonvariable72 - September 15, 2013 at 2:55 pm
RE: This holy water thing is full of shit! - by Minimalist - September 15, 2013 at 3:15 pm
RE: This holy water thing is full of shit! - by Max_Kolbe - September 15, 2013 at 3:19 pm
RE: This holy water thing is full of shit! - by Jackalope - September 16, 2013 at 12:53 pm
RE: This holy water thing is full of shit! - by Mystical - September 15, 2013 at 4:23 pm
RE: This holy water thing is full of shit! - by Zone - September 16, 2013 at 10:46 am
RE: This holy water thing is full of shit! - by Minimalist - September 16, 2013 at 1:56 pm
RE: This holy water thing is full of shit! - by abaris - March 20, 2015 at 2:00 pm
RE: This holy water thing is full of shit! - by Esquilax - March 20, 2015 at 2:10 pm
RE: This holy water thing is full of shit! - by abaris - March 20, 2015 at 2:16 pm
RE: This holy water thing is full of shit! - by Joods - March 20, 2015 at 2:14 pm
RE: This holy water thing is full of shit! - by Jackalope - March 20, 2015 at 4:32 pm
RE: This holy water thing is full of shit! - by Jackalope - March 20, 2015 at 4:39 pm
RE: This holy water thing is full of shit! - by Joods - March 20, 2015 at 5:38 pm
RE: This holy water thing is full of shit! - by Smaug - March 20, 2015 at 2:16 pm
RE: This holy water thing is full of shit! - by Joods - March 20, 2015 at 2:16 pm
RE: This holy water thing is full of shit! - by abaris - March 20, 2015 at 4:36 pm
RE: This holy water thing is full of shit! - by Cinjin - March 20, 2015 at 5:02 pm
RE: This holy water thing is full of shit! - by daver49 - March 20, 2015 at 6:32 pm
RE: This holy water thing is full of shit! - by Nope - March 20, 2015 at 6:48 pm
RE: This holy water thing is full of shit! - by daver49 - March 20, 2015 at 6:50 pm

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