(September 14, 2013 at 3:38 pm)Esquilax Wrote: Literally, apparently.
Quote:Scientists have discovered that 86 per cent of water samples from holy sources contain faecal matter.
Austrian researchers also found that church fonts contain high levels of bacteria and that none of the holy springs they studied could be considered safe for drinking from.
Conclusion? Baptisms are really gross.
Funny how the infinitely compassionate lord won't make the water they soak babies in clean and safe...
So bring a Perrier. On sale now at Walmart for $25.84 a four-pack. It doesn't have to be a problem.