RE: Your Craziest Religious Belief/Craziest Belief You've Ever Heard of
May 15, 2015 at 12:05 pm
(This post was last modified: May 15, 2015 at 12:15 pm by Rev. Rye.)
Honestly, the craziest I had was that God basically had to sacrifice himself to himself just so he could change a rule he made himself. And he had to wait several thousand years to do so...
To be fair, I was just a Lutheran, and they're not really that crazy.
But I doubt it gets crazier than this:
Alex Jones claims that the Pentagon communicates with "Clockwork Elves" while on DMT and believe the elves will make them live forever once they kill everyone else. Shitloads of Drugs, Omnicide, and Elves. It's like he takes Thirty H's as Gospel.
To be fair, I was just a Lutheran, and they're not really that crazy.
But I doubt it gets crazier than this:
Alex Jones claims that the Pentagon communicates with "Clockwork Elves" while on DMT and believe the elves will make them live forever once they kill everyone else. Shitloads of Drugs, Omnicide, and Elves. It's like he takes Thirty H's as Gospel.
Comparing the Universal Oneness of All Life to Yo Mama since 2010.
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I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad.
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I was born with the gift of laughter and a sense the world is mad.