Heywood, if you hadn't wasted all this time fruitlessly arguing for a temp ban and actually, you know, not posted instead, you would have got what you said you wanted in the first place.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'