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Famous last words (of Jesus)

Alex K Offline

Ich fühle Luft von anderem Planeten

Religious Views: Theism is not plausible

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RE: Famous last words (of Jesus)

June 3, 2015 at 7:29 pm

(June 3, 2015 at 9:20 am)Exian Wrote:
(June 3, 2015 at 9:03 am)Alex K Wrote: "I think I'm getting a midrash"

Baahaha god dammit. A premonition of his skin condition.

Full disclosure:
Joke stolen/adapted from the excellent scathing atheist podcast
Knowledge of what the word means from Robert Price's podcast

The fool hath said in his heart, There is a God. They are corrupt, they have done abominable works, there is none that doeth good.

Psalm 14, KJV revised edition

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Famous last words (of Jesus) - by robvalue - June 1, 2015 at 7:30 am

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by Alex K - June 1, 2015 at 7:32 am

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by Longhorn - June 1, 2015 at 7:43 am

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by robvalue - June 1, 2015 at 9:07 am

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by The Grand Nudger - June 1, 2015 at 9:09 am

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by Silver - June 1, 2015 at 9:54 am

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by Alex K - June 1, 2015 at 9:59 am

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by Cato - June 1, 2015 at 10:01 am

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by Homeless Nutter - June 1, 2015 at 10:10 am

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by Alex K - June 1, 2015 at 10:14 am

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by vorlon13 - June 1, 2015 at 10:18 am

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by Faith No More - June 1, 2015 at 11:46 am

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by Angrboda - June 1, 2015 at 11:51 am

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by Longhorn - June 1, 2015 at 11:53 am

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by Jenny A - June 1, 2015 at 12:15 pm

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by Pyrrho - June 1, 2015 at 12:16 pm

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by Minimalist - June 1, 2015 at 1:04 pm

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by downbeatplumb - June 1, 2015 at 1:41 pm

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by Faith No More - June 1, 2015 at 1:47 pm

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by Jackalope - June 1, 2015 at 2:51 pm

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by Minimalist - June 1, 2015 at 4:09 pm

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by Cinjin - June 1, 2015 at 4:41 pm

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by Alex K - June 1, 2015 at 5:15 pm

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by Cyberman - June 1, 2015 at 9:17 pm

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by vorlon13 - June 1, 2015 at 9:26 pm

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by The Valkyrie - June 1, 2015 at 10:43 pm

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by Ravenshire - June 1, 2015 at 10:45 pm

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by Jenny A - June 1, 2015 at 10:50 pm

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by Faith No More - June 1, 2015 at 11:39 pm

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by IATIA - June 1, 2015 at 11:48 pm

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by Longhorn - June 2, 2015 at 12:44 am

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by Silver - June 2, 2015 at 12:47 am

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by ignoramus - June 2, 2015 at 1:31 am

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by Cinjin - June 2, 2015 at 8:41 am

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by vorlon13 - June 2, 2015 at 10:10 am

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by Cyberman - June 2, 2015 at 11:03 am

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by Angrboda - June 2, 2015 at 11:07 am

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by Alex K - June 2, 2015 at 11:09 am

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by Jenny A - June 2, 2015 at 10:37 pm

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by Alex K - June 3, 2015 at 5:02 am

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by ignoramus - June 2, 2015 at 6:23 pm

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by Cyberman - June 2, 2015 at 6:54 pm

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by Cinjin - June 2, 2015 at 7:48 pm

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by Exian - June 2, 2015 at 9:00 pm

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by IATIA - June 2, 2015 at 11:27 pm

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by Cyberman - June 2, 2015 at 11:31 pm

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by vorlon13 - June 3, 2015 at 12:18 am

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by ignoramus - June 3, 2015 at 12:25 am

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by robvalue - June 3, 2015 at 2:48 am

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by ignoramus - June 3, 2015 at 5:12 am

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by vorlon13 - June 3, 2015 at 8:48 am

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by Alex K - June 3, 2015 at 9:03 am

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by Exian - June 3, 2015 at 9:20 am

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by Alex K - June 3, 2015 at 7:29 pm

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by Cyberman - June 3, 2015 at 12:46 pm

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by Cinjin - June 3, 2015 at 6:48 pm

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - June 3, 2015 at 7:23 pm

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by Cinjin - June 3, 2015 at 7:24 pm

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - June 4, 2015 at 4:34 am

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by IATIA - June 3, 2015 at 7:25 pm

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by Cato - June 3, 2015 at 7:26 pm

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by The Valkyrie - June 3, 2015 at 10:51 pm

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by Cyberman - June 3, 2015 at 11:15 pm

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by JeffofGallifrey - June 4, 2015 at 1:49 am

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by Homeless Nutter - June 4, 2015 at 4:39 am

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by Brakeman - June 4, 2015 at 7:42 am

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by robvalue - June 16, 2015 at 4:45 am

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by Aoi Magi - June 16, 2015 at 5:09 am

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by Homeless Nutter - June 16, 2015 at 5:22 am

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by abaris - June 16, 2015 at 5:24 am

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by polar bear - June 16, 2015 at 8:24 am

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by Cyberman - June 16, 2015 at 11:31 am

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by Minimalist - June 16, 2015 at 12:29 pm

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by c172 - June 16, 2015 at 12:40 pm

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by vorlon13 - June 16, 2015 at 1:09 pm

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by Crossless1 - June 16, 2015 at 2:46 pm

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by Longhorn - June 16, 2015 at 3:02 pm

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by robvalue - December 26, 2015 at 2:31 pm

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by vorlon13 - December 26, 2015 at 3:00 pm

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by brewer - December 26, 2015 at 3:05 pm

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by downbeatplumb - December 26, 2015 at 3:43 pm

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by Cyberman - December 26, 2015 at 3:56 pm

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by downbeatplumb - December 26, 2015 at 3:58 pm

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by downbeatplumb - December 26, 2015 at 4:02 pm

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by robvalue - December 26, 2015 at 3:59 pm

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by Cyberman - December 26, 2015 at 4:06 pm

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by robvalue - December 26, 2015 at 4:13 pm

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by BrianSoddingBoru4 - December 26, 2015 at 4:18 pm

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by brewer - December 26, 2015 at 4:22 pm

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by Edwardo Piet - December 26, 2015 at 5:20 pm

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by ApeNotKillApe - January 5, 2016 at 5:40 pm

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by The Valkyrie - January 5, 2016 at 7:04 pm

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by The Valkyrie - January 5, 2016 at 7:07 pm

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by ApeNotKillApe - January 5, 2016 at 7:20 pm

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by God of Mr. Hanky - January 5, 2016 at 7:30 pm

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by God of Mr. Hanky - January 5, 2016 at 7:35 pm

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by The Valkyrie - January 5, 2016 at 7:37 pm

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by God of Mr. Hanky - January 5, 2016 at 7:38 pm

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by The Valkyrie - January 5, 2016 at 7:40 pm

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by God of Mr. Hanky - January 5, 2016 at 7:42 pm

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by ApeNotKillApe - January 5, 2016 at 7:49 pm

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by Bard A Madsen - January 5, 2016 at 8:20 pm

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by robvalue - January 6, 2016 at 2:37 am

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by Athene - January 6, 2016 at 2:49 am

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by robvalue - January 6, 2016 at 2:56 am

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by ApeNotKillApe - January 6, 2016 at 3:05 am

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by God of Mr. Hanky - January 6, 2016 at 1:43 pm

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by robvalue - January 6, 2016 at 1:45 pm

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by Cyberman - January 6, 2016 at 2:01 pm

RE: Famous last words (of Jesus) - by brewer - January 6, 2016 at 5:18 pm

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