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Jehovah’s seem to be trying to get my 85 year old father into their cult
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RE: Jehovah’s seem to be trying to get my 85 year old father into their cult
It's incredibly unlikely that the JW's who talk to your father are after his money (if he has any to begin with).  It's the Watchtower Society -itself- that runs the racket, not the individual halls or members.  Everybody gets fleeced equally on that count.  They might, of course, suggest that an elderly person write said society into their will.....lol. Donations are greatly encouraged, and all of that money goes up, up and up. The way it's used would make you giggle at the simplicity of the con, but there's nothing illegal about it, so meh.

When I'm 85, I hope that a couple of young jws come and pester me on a regular basis, preferably females, not too skinny.
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RE: Jehovah’s seem to be trying to get my 85 year old father into their cult - by The Grand Nudger - July 22, 2015 at 9:04 am

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