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RE: What's the most face-palm-worthy statement you have ever heard from a priest/preacher

August 20, 2015 at 6:36 am

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What's the most face-palm-worthy statement you have ever heard from a priest/preacher - by drfuzzy - August 19, 2015 at 11:44 am

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RE: What's the most face-palm-worthy statement you have ever heard from a priest/preacher - by Randy Carson - August 19, 2015 at 6:02 pm

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RE: What's the most face-palm-worthy statement you have ever heard from a priest/preacher - by Randy Carson - August 20, 2015 at 5:57 pm

RE: What's the most face-palm-worthy statement you have ever heard from a priest/preacher - by Ravenshire - August 21, 2015 at 12:03 am

RE: What's the most face-palm-worthy statement you have ever heard from a priest/preacher - by Randy Carson - August 21, 2015 at 12:09 am

RE: What's the most face-palm-worthy statement you have ever heard from a priest/preacher - by Jenny A - August 21, 2015 at 12:13 am

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RE: What's the most face-palm-worthy statement you have ever heard from a priest/preacher - by Randy Carson - August 21, 2015 at 12:28 am

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