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RE: What's the most face-palm-worthy statement you have ever heard from a priest/preacher
August 19, 2015 at 1:01 pm
And what's wrong with being dork-sided?
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."
For context, this is the previous verse:
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RE: What's the most face-palm-worthy statement you have ever heard from a priest/preacher
August 19, 2015 at 1:05 pm
(August 19, 2015 at 1:01 pm)Exian Wrote: And what's wrong with being dork-sided?
Btw, what exactly is a dork? What's the difference between the dork and the ordinary idiot? I never could find any conclusive definition on the finer points of how to use that word.
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RE: What's the most face-palm-worthy statement you have ever heard from a priest/preacher
August 19, 2015 at 1:13 pm
(August 19, 2015 at 12:31 pm)SteelCurtain Wrote: (August 19, 2015 at 12:25 pm)Neimenovic Wrote: Or that lady that was screaming about some islAHmick extremlists
I love energy drinks, so this explains a lot. No wonder I became a heathen!
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RE: What's the most face-palm-worthy statement you have ever heard from a priest/preacher
August 19, 2015 at 1:29 pm
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(August 19, 2015 at 12:56 pm)drfuzzy Wrote: Ooh, and remember Marguerite Perrin, the PSYCHO GOD WARRIOR? Of course, she wasn't a preacher . . .
I remember watching this as a christian, when it first aired years ago. I was at my my mother's house and my family and I were rolling with laughter during that final psychotic tirade. I said something along the lines of "Wow. That bitch is really nuts!" My mother replied, with a completely straight face "Why? There's nothing wrong with what she's saying."
Yeesh. 
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RE: What's the most face-palm-worthy statement you have ever heard from a priest/preacher
August 19, 2015 at 1:53 pm
I tricked Jesus into forgiving my sins when i was a Christian.
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RE: What's the most face-palm-worthy statement you have ever heard from a priest/preacher
August 19, 2015 at 2:25 pm
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(August 19, 2015 at 1:05 pm)abaris Wrote: (August 19, 2015 at 1:01 pm)Exian Wrote: And what's wrong with being dork-sided?
Btw, what exactly is a dork? What's the difference between the dork and the ordinary idiot? I never could find any conclusive definition on the finer points of how to use that word.
I don't know, really. I can only tell you how it's used in my area, which is sort of a term of endearment for those brainfart moments, but it's also gaining traction as being interchangeable with geek or nerd; someone knowledgable about one specific subject. So it's funny that it can mean either an idiot or a smart person.
ETA: In school I heard it means whale dick.
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."
For context, this is the previous verse:
"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
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RE: What's the most face-palm-worthy statement you have ever heard from a priest/preacher
August 19, 2015 at 2:34 pm
(August 19, 2015 at 1:29 pm)Thena323 Wrote: (August 19, 2015 at 12:56 pm)drfuzzy Wrote: Ooh, and remember Marguerite Perrin, the PSYCHO GOD WARRIOR? Of course, she wasn't a preacher . . .
I remember watching this as a christian, when it first aired years ago. I was at my my mother's house and my family and I were rolling with laughter during that final psychotic tirade. I said something along the lines of "Wow. That bitch is really nuts!" My mother replied, with a completely straight face "Why? There's nothing wrong with what she's saying."
Yeesh.
Our mothers were a lot alike, Thena. 
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RE: the most face-palm-worthy statement you have ever heard from a priest/preacher
August 19, 2015 at 5:41 pm
(August 19, 2015 at 1:05 pm)abaris Wrote: (August 19, 2015 at 1:01 pm)Exian Wrote: And what's wrong with being dork-sided?
Btw, what exactly is a dork? What's the difference between the dork and the ordinary idiot? I never could find any conclusive definition on the finer points of how to use that word.
A dork can be socially inept rather than stupid; or a dork can be someone who is stupid:
Quote:dork
1informal A dull, slow-witted, or socially inept person.
http://www.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/american_english/dork
An idiot is stupid:
Quote:idiot
informal
1A stupid person.
http://www.oxforddictionaries.com/definition/american_english/idiot
So, either term can be used for someone who is stupid, but "dork" can also be used for someone who is merely socially inept.
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RE: What's the most face-palm-worthy statement you have ever heard from a priest/preacher
August 19, 2015 at 5:51 pm
"It's ephebophila, not pedophilia."
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RE: What's the most face-palm-worthy statement you have ever heard from a priest/preacher
August 19, 2015 at 5:59 pm
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Pedophilia is a love of feet anyway, so the two couldn't really be more different.
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