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Rewriting the bible part 1 - Genesis
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Rewriting the bible part 1 - Genesis
So i said someone should rewrite the bible you know what i'll take a crack at it so here it goes.
If anyone else want's to help chip  in go ahead, i even made genesis fit around the big bang theory.

day 1. In the early times there was a simple pin point of energy small but very hot no one knows how it got there no one knows why.
But that extremely small pin point of energy was very unstable. [insert being of origin here] looked onto the the speck of energy
with curious eyes as it started to expand before him created space and time as we know. 

day 2. From the expansion came darkness and matter called hydrogen and helium. It was very hot during this period.

day 3. From the darkness came light the stars were born. 

day 4. Galaxies, planets etc started to form

day 5. The universe as we know it still keeps expanding

day 6. [insert being of origin here] was mentioned in this  post by said user.
Atheism is a non-prophet organization join today. 


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Rewriting the bible part 1 - Genesis - by dyresand - March 11, 2016 at 9:15 pm
RE: Rewriting the bible part 1 - Genesis - by Minimalist - March 11, 2016 at 9:45 pm
RE: Rewriting the bible part 1 - Genesis - by dyresand - March 11, 2016 at 9:59 pm
RE: Rewriting the bible part 1 - Genesis - by comet - March 11, 2016 at 10:48 pm
RE: Rewriting the bible part 1 - Genesis - by robvalue - March 12, 2016 at 3:14 am

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