Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries?

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Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries?

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RE: Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries?

March 25, 2018 at 9:28 am

(March 25, 2018 at 9:20 am)Grandizer Wrote: Can I answer the OP for the theists?

Yes, God has testicles, but not ovaries.

Reasoning?

Jesus is both eternally God and eternally human. So Jesus being God does have testicles as a man. Don't ask me to make sense out of this for you, though. Because it's all a "mystery" not meant for us feeble humans to understand.

How do you know this? If it is a mystery, how do you have special knowledge? Are god's testicles average size or does he have big balls? Does he have tiny balls since he does not use them?

God thinks it's fun to confuse primates. Larsen's God!

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Christians: Does Your God Have Testicles and Ovaries? - by chimp3 - March 24, 2018 at 5:14 pm

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