Abraham Lincoln, "I knew I should have gone to the Chevy theatre instead."
Paul Revere, " Looking back at it now, I regret saying, "The British are coming.".
Geronimo, " You assholes shout that when jumping out of a plane?"
Socrates, " This is the worst fucking cocktail I have ever had."
Al Capone, " Taxes? You think I am worried about that? My genitals look like pizza."
Ronald Reagan, " I get my water out of.....a......well."
Madame Curie, " My favorite Blondie song is "Fade Away And Radiate."
Christopher Hitchens, "Now that I am dead, I have nothing to say."
Harriet Tubman, " Get that asshole Jackson off our money."
And last but not least, Agnetha Faltskog, " How many restraining orders do I have to put on Brian?"
Paul Revere, " Looking back at it now, I regret saying, "The British are coming.".
Geronimo, " You assholes shout that when jumping out of a plane?"
Socrates, " This is the worst fucking cocktail I have ever had."
Al Capone, " Taxes? You think I am worried about that? My genitals look like pizza."
Ronald Reagan, " I get my water out of.....a......well."
Madame Curie, " My favorite Blondie song is "Fade Away And Radiate."
Christopher Hitchens, "Now that I am dead, I have nothing to say."
Harriet Tubman, " Get that asshole Jackson off our money."
And last but not least, Agnetha Faltskog, " How many restraining orders do I have to put on Brian?"
