RE: What made you become an atheist?
June 4, 2015 at 11:44 am
(This post was last modified: June 4, 2015 at 11:45 am by robvalue.)
Haha I know the ear fish one This is from memory so don't blame me for any slight errors
"I refuse to prove that I exist", says God. "For proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."
"Ah!" says man, "But the babel fish* is a dead giveaway isn't it. It proves you exist, and so therefor you don't. QED."
"Oh dear I hadn't though of that..." says God and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.
"That was easy!" says man. He then continues to prove that black is white and gets himself killed on the next pelican crossing.
*A fish you can put in your ear to translate any language into your own, an "un Tower of Babel" fish, if you will.
"I refuse to prove that I exist", says God. "For proof denies faith, and without faith I am nothing."
"Ah!" says man, "But the babel fish* is a dead giveaway isn't it. It proves you exist, and so therefor you don't. QED."
"Oh dear I hadn't though of that..." says God and promptly vanishes in a puff of logic.
"That was easy!" says man. He then continues to prove that black is white and gets himself killed on the next pelican crossing.
*A fish you can put in your ear to translate any language into your own, an "un Tower of Babel" fish, if you will.
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