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Did God fire an Angel or Did an Angel just quit?
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RE: Did God fire an Angel or Did an Angel just quit?
Lack of details could actually be a good thing. It gives you even more room to make god look like a petty dick.

Seeing as how love is a powerful motive and a great plot device, I would be tempted to write it as a conflict over a female angel. God created the perfect woman just for him, but the woman doesn't actually love god back. She just stays with him because he's the boss, and that's what he was created to do. Satan has his eye on her, however, and after some subtle flirting and courting, they fall in love with each other. It's pure, true love that brings them both great joy, but they have to keep it hidden from god. Eventually, the big guy finds out, and he gets angry with Satan. In Satan's defense the woman professes that she truly loves him, and that angers god even more. God kills the woman out of jealousy and banishes Satan to live in misery for eternity.

It might work.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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RE: Did God fire an Angel or Did an Angel just quit? - by Faith No More - July 16, 2013 at 2:03 pm

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