(August 25, 2015 at 4:35 pm)Jenny A Wrote: Fairly sane point of view, but you know you are going to hell for it.
Sure, according to the same people who believe a talking snake convinced a woman to eat a piece of fruit, and then had three sons who somehow had children enough to propagate the human race. (Were they mother fuckers or something?) Then... a couple of generations later, god flooded the world and they put two of each animal on a boat (which people are rebuilding today with modern tools and still can't succeed, so I don't see how the fuck Noah could) and none of those animals ate each other, and the termites didn't eat the wood, and then everyone had sex with their cousins to propagate the human race again. Also the sun was created after plants. Because that makes sense.
Of course those people would think I'm going to hell. They're conditioned to think that so they can be convinced to convert damn near everybody.
Their idea of god is essentially summed up as such:
God: I'm an omniscient being who is everywhere, and I care what clothes you wear, who you fuck, what you eat, and I need 10% of your money (Why? Fuck if I know. Maybe god had a gambling problem back in the day. Maybe he owes the devil a shit ton of money or something. He got addicted after taking the spread in favor of Job and winning)
