My daughters ten now, so she's well passed the kids-say-the-darnedest-things age, and my memories of her funny things usually come up naturally in conversation. But! My nephews on the other hand are 6 and 8 and the shit they say has me rolling on a daily basis.
My dog, Ripley (got a new dog by the way, I guess this is the announcement), and my 6yo nephew are in the other room, rough housing and laughing. I hear my sister yell "No!", so I peek in and there's Ripley humping away at my nephew in the fetal position still laughing his ass off, and my nephew yells through his laughter "Why are trying to marry me!? Stop trying to marry me!"
My dog, Ripley (got a new dog by the way, I guess this is the announcement), and my 6yo nephew are in the other room, rough housing and laughing. I hear my sister yell "No!", so I peek in and there's Ripley humping away at my nephew in the fetal position still laughing his ass off, and my nephew yells through his laughter "Why are trying to marry me!? Stop trying to marry me!"
I can't remember where this verse is from, I think it got removed from canon:
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."
For context, this is the previous verse:
"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
"I don't hang around with mostly men because I'm gay. It's because men are better than women. Better trained, better equipped...better. Just better! I'm not gay."
For context, this is the previous verse:
"Hi Jesus" -robvalue
