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Great anagram
January 28, 2012 at 3:55 pm
A buddy of mine recently pointed out that the the letters in the word "CATHOLICISM" can be rearranged to spell "COMICAL SHIT"!
How appropriate is that?
I thought something like this needs to be shared!
Science flies us to the moon and stars. Religion flies us into buildings.
God allowed 200,000 people to die in an earthquake. So what makes you think he cares about YOUR problems?
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RE: Great anagram
January 28, 2012 at 3:58 pm
It's only funny till the alter boy gets touched.
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RE: Great anagram
January 31, 2012 at 5:07 am
Atheism gets the pleasure of the following anagrams:
Ahem sit
Saith me
Has time
I like them all.
"I get angry when believers say that the entire unimaginable hugeness of the universe was made entirely for the human race, and atheists by contrast say that humanity is this infinitesmal eyeblink in the vastness of time and space, and then religious believers accuse atheists of being arrogant."
-Greta Christina, Skepticon IV 2011
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RE: Great anagram
January 31, 2012 at 2:40 pm
Has time... especially on Sunday mornings.
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
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RE: Great anagram
January 31, 2012 at 3:18 pm
atheist = eat shit
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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RE: Great anagram
January 31, 2012 at 5:14 pm
What the fundies believe: atheist = a theist.
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
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RE: Great anagram
January 31, 2012 at 6:06 pm
Yeah, remember that time we all went to the secret meeting to discuss why we were angry at god, and should proclaim that we don't believe in him to escape our guilt?
Me neither.
"I get angry when believers say that the entire unimaginable hugeness of the universe was made entirely for the human race, and atheists by contrast say that humanity is this infinitesmal eyeblink in the vastness of time and space, and then religious believers accuse atheists of being arrogant."
-Greta Christina, Skepticon IV 2011
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RE: Great anagram
January 31, 2012 at 6:52 pm
Whenever I need an anagram, I cheat and use this:
http://www.anagramgenius.com/
Their archive's worth looking at as well, even if some of them seem more than a little forced. Just a few at random -
'Does it hurt when I do that?' (Rude hothead now hits tit.)
'Eat shit and die!' (And I hesitated.)
'Dust to dust and ashes to ashes' (Death's status? Thou ends as sod!)
'Enlarge your penis in one week!' (Win a genuine eyesore plonker!)
'Emission of wind from the anus' (Mrs: I now sniff odious methane.)
'Gave hand relief' (Having feel, dear.)
'God is with you' (Why!? Odious git.)
'Is it in yet?' (i.e. it's tiny!)
'A 'blonde moment' ' (No, don't blame me!)
And so on.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Great anagram
January 31, 2012 at 7:19 pm
mother in law = woman hitler
"I get angry when believers say that the entire unimaginable hugeness of the universe was made entirely for the human race, and atheists by contrast say that humanity is this infinitesmal eyeblink in the vastness of time and space, and then religious believers accuse atheists of being arrogant."
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RE: Great anagram
February 6, 2012 at 4:16 pm
(This post was last modified: February 6, 2012 at 4:29 pm by Norfolk And Chance.)
Theist = Gullible sponge like being
You are currently experiencing a lucky and very brief window of awareness, sandwiched in between two periods of timeless and utter nothingness. So why not make the most of it, and stop wasting your life away trying to convince other people that there is something else? The reality is obvious.
