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What is the worst thing someone can say to you during sex?
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Eeeewwww, so that's what a vagina looks like.
Best regards,
Leo van Miert Horsepower is how hard you hit the wall --Torque is how far you take the wall with you 
"Say, while you're down there take a look at this rash for me ..."
'The difference between a Miracle and a Fact is exactly the difference between a mermaid and seal. It could not be expressed better.'
-- Samuel "Mark Twain" Clemens "I think that in the discussion of natural problems we ought to begin not with the scriptures, but with experiments, demonstrations, and observations". - Galileo Galilei (1564-1642) "In short, Meyer has shown that his first disastrous book was not a fluke: he is capable of going into any field in which he has no training or research experience and botching it just as badly as he did molecular biology. As I've written before, if you are a complete amateur and don't understand a subject, don't demonstrate the Dunning-Kruger effect by writing a book about it and proving your ignorance to everyone else! " - Dr. Donald Prothero 
"I! LOVE! DOUGHNUTS!!!!!!!!"
* Violet searches for "doughnut sex" in google images. Wow.... seriously, do it (without safesearch on). This is a megafetish... ![[Image: stick-it-in-my-donut-hole-baby.jpg]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=2.bp.blogspot.com%2F_q5YJq-A9L68%2FS8Ru4c8OdHI%2FAAAAAAAADx0%2F8KpjEyNXYm8%2Fs1600%2Fstick-it-in-my-donut-hole-baby.jpg)
Please give me a home where cloud buffalo roam
Where the dear and the strangers can play
Where sometimes is heard a discouraging word
But the skies are not stormy all day
Honey,the ceiling need painting.
![[Image: mybannerglitter06eee094.gif]](https://images.weserv.nl/?url=i118.photobucket.com%2Falbums%2Fo112%2Fpussinboots_photos%2FBikes%2Fmybannerglitter06eee094.gif) If you're not supposed to ride faster than your guardian angel can fly then mine had better get a bloody SR-71. 
No no no!!
"Honey... you missed a bit over there and it is driving me nuts!!" (after spending a three day weekend painting in 40 degree heat) "The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
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If you're not supposed to ride faster than your guardian angel can fly then mine had better get a bloody SR-71. 
Your own name.
It's a joke I sometimes say when expressing to my friends how egotistical someone is. As in, "He's so narcissistic I bet he cries his own name out during sex". On s similar topic: Joseph to Mary: "Look, I know you had a history with him but do you really need to cry out 'Oh God' when we make love?"
Atheist Forums Hall of Shame:
"The trinity can be equated to having your cake and eating it too." ... -Lucent, trying to defend the Trinity concept "(Yahweh's) actions are good because (Yahweh) is the ultimate standard of goodness. That’s not begging the question" ... -Statler Waldorf, Christian apologist  DP Wrote:Joseph to Mary: "Look, I know you had a history with him but do you really need to cry out 'Oh God' when we make love?" Kudos for that, good sir!
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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