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You Are Going To Hell If You....
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At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
(February 25, 2012 at 8:04 pm)whateverist Wrote:(February 25, 2012 at 8:59 am)Rhythm Wrote: Can't I just have someone baptize me after my death and remove all of those sins? Well, I've heard there's a bit of "fathering an entire planet" that goes on then....so as long as they baptize my wife as a mormon as well..no worries.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
  (February 24, 2012 at 1:38 am)Godschild Wrote: Yes, if you do not know Christ as your savior. No matter how bad or how good one may be without Christ as your savior hell is the last stop. In other words, god doesn't give a flying fuck whether you're good or bad. Just as long as you stroke his oversized ego you get to go to this 'heaven'. Pathetic god isn't he. Bit of a joke really.
Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence - Carl Sagan
Mankind's intelligence walks hand in hand with it's stupidity. Being an atheist says nothing about your overall intelligence, it just means you don't believe in god. Atheists can be as bright as any scientist and as stupid as any creationist. You never really know just how stupid someone is, until you've argued with them. RE: You Are Going To Hell If You....
March 2, 2012 at 11:54 am
(This post was last modified: March 2, 2012 at 11:54 am by The Grand Nudger.)
Metaphors for what, pray tell? Looks cut and dry to me.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
Let's do the apologetics dance: That part of the bible was metaphorical; you're taking it out of context; that was the old covenant which was abolished when Jesus died on the cross (except for the ten commandments and the part about gays being an abomination); you're not reading those passages correctly; there was a different translation for some of the words in those passages which mean something else.
Christian apologetics is the art of rolling a dog turd in sugar and selling it as a donut.
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March 2, 2012 at 1:56 pm
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Those mitzvahs only applied to Hebrew people. Gentiles are governed by the seven laws of Noah.
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March 3, 2012 at 8:42 am
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