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You Are Going To Hell If You....
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RE: You Are Going To Hell If You....
March 3, 2012 at 9:05 am
(March 3, 2012 at 8:42 am)Zen Badger Wrote: [Image: ford-mercury-coupe.jpg]

Gets you sent to hell it's worth itBig Grin

That cars front makes it look like its going GRRRR.



You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid.

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RE: You Are Going To Hell If You....
March 3, 2012 at 11:50 am
So, a contract pr agreement was made with a fairy tale ancestor to which I am not related (and which never existed)? I fail to see why I am obliged to abide by the particulars of the contract.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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March 3, 2012 at 12:01 pm
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RE: You Are Going To Hell If You....
March 3, 2012 at 1:35 pm (This post was last modified: March 3, 2012 at 1:37 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
Atheists don't believe in god. Nothing else is implied.
(what a common, completely infantile quip, btw. Do all of the representatives of the "New Church" sound completely identical to the representatives of the "Old Church"? )
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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March 3, 2012 at 2:09 pm
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Üze Tengri basmasar, asra Yir telinmeser, Türük bodun ilingin törüngin kim artatı udaçı erti?
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RE: You Are Going To Hell If You....
March 3, 2012 at 2:13 pm
Yes, let's ask Jesus, seen him around?
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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March 3, 2012 at 5:47 pm
(March 3, 2012 at 1:35 pm)Rhythm Wrote: Atheists don't believe in god. Nothing else is implied.
(what a common, completely infantile quip, btw. Do all of the representatives of the "New Church" sound completely identical to the representatives of the "Old Church"? )

C'mon Rhythm, I was only joking. Probably should have added some emoticon or something though.
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March 3, 2012 at 9:26 pm
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If you're not supposed to ride faster than your guardian angel can fly then mine had better get a bloody SR-71.
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RE: You Are Going To Hell If You....
March 3, 2012 at 9:34 pm
(March 3, 2012 at 2:13 pm)Rhythm Wrote: Yes, let's ask Jesus, seen him around?

Fuck...they've lost him AGAIN!!

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March 3, 2012 at 9:47 pm
Reminds me of the old joke about the two naughty lads at a Catholic school, who would run about playing tricks and causing a general nuisance. One day they get called to the Head's office, the first one gets dragged in by his ear and comes face to face with the Bishop. "Where is Jesus???" thunders the old git, poking him in the chest (with his finger, thankfully) "Where is Jesus?? I want you to go home and find Jesus!!"

The lad leaves the office and just before his friend gets the same treatment he whispers "Shit, we're really in trouble now - they've lost Jesus and they think we did it!"
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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