You Are Going To Hell If You....

[downbeatplumb]

Gets you sent to hell it's worth it

That cars front makes it look like its going GRRRR.

[The Grand Nudger]

So, a contract pr agreement was made with a fairy tale ancestor to which I am not related (and which never existed)? I fail to see why I am obliged to abide by the particulars of the contract.

[Neo-Scholastic]

* eat fruit from a tree less than five years old. [Lev. 19:23]
* cross-breed animals. [Lev. 19:19]
* grow two different plants in your garden. [Lev. 19:19]
* wear a cotton-polyester blend T-Shirt. [Lev. 19:19]
* read your horoscope. [Lev. 19:26]
* consult a psychic. [Lev. 19:31]
* cut your hair. [Lev. 19:27]
* trim your beard. [Lev. 19:27]
* are tatooed. [Lev. 19:28]
* plant crops for more than seven years. [Lev. 25:4, Ex. 23:10-13]
* bear a grudge. [Lev. 19:17]
* collect interest on a loan. [Ex. 22:24]
* insult a leader. [Ex. 22:27]
* mistreat a foreigner. [Ex. 22:21, 23:9]
* spread false rumors. [Ex. 23:1]
* drive a Mercury. [Ex. 23:13]

Source:
http://www.angelfire.com/on4/calebhamer/index.html

One word: metaphor.

Yes?
And how do you know what is metaphorical and what is literal in the bible?

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Those mitzvahs only applied to Hebrew people. Gentiles are governed by the seven laws of Noah.

Wow, aren't you wrong....

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seven_Laws_of_Noah

The Seven Laws of Noah (Hebrew: שבע מצוות בני נח‎ Sheva mitzvot B'nei Noach) form the major part of the Noachide Laws, or Noahide Code.[1] This code is a set of moral imperatives that, according to the Talmud, were given by God[2] as a binding set of laws for the "children of Noah" – that is, all of humankind.[3][4] According to religious Judaism, any non-Jew who lives according to these laws is regarded as a Righteous Gentile, and is assured of a place in the world to come (Olam Haba), the final reward of the righteous.[5][6] Adherents are often called "B'nei Noach" (Children of Noah) or "Noahides" and may often network in Jewish synagogues.[citation needed]

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And if driving this



Gets you sent to hell it's worth it

Did you even read the Wikipedia entry you posted, because it states exactly what I said. I thought atheists were supposed to be smart.

[The Grand Nudger]

Atheists don't believe in god. Nothing else is implied.
(what a common, completely infantile quip, btw. Do all of the representatives of the "New Church" sound completely identical to the representatives of the "Old Church"? )

[kılıç_mehmet]

* eat fruit from a tree less than five years old. [Lev. 19:23]
* cross-breed animals. [Lev. 19:19]
* grow two different plants in your garden. [Lev. 19:19]
* wear a cotton-polyester blend T-Shirt. [Lev. 19:19]
* read your horoscope. [Lev. 19:26]
* consult a psychic. [Lev. 19:31]
* cut your hair. [Lev. 19:27]
* trim your beard. [Lev. 19:27]
* are tatooed. [Lev. 19:28]
* plant crops for more than seven years. [Lev. 25:4, Ex. 23:10-13]
* bear a grudge. [Lev. 19:17]
* collect interest on a loan. [Ex. 22:24]
* insult a leader. [Ex. 22:27]
* mistreat a foreigner. [Ex. 22:21, 23:9]
* spread false rumors. [Ex. 23:1]
* drive a Mercury. [Ex. 23:13]

Source:
http://www.angelfire.com/on4/calebhamer/index.html

OH?
Let's ask Jesus if he agrees.
Besides, breaking the sabbath is a crime punished by death, not by hell.

[The Grand Nudger]

Yes, let's ask Jesus, seen him around?

[Neo-Scholastic]

Atheists don't believe in god. Nothing else is implied.
(what a common, completely infantile quip, btw. Do all of the representatives of the "New Church" sound completely identical to the representatives of the "Old Church"? )

C'mon Rhythm, I was only joking. Probably should have added some emoticon or something though.

[Zen Badger]

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* eat fruit from a tree less than five years old. [Lev. 19:23]
* cross-breed animals. [Lev. 19:19]
* grow two different plants in your garden. [Lev. 19:19]
* wear a cotton-polyester blend T-Shirt. [Lev. 19:19]
* read your horoscope. [Lev. 19:26]
* consult a psychic. [Lev. 19:31]
* cut your hair. [Lev. 19:27]
* trim your beard. [Lev. 19:27]
* are tatooed. [Lev. 19:28]
* plant crops for more than seven years. [Lev. 25:4, Ex. 23:10-13]
* bear a grudge. [Lev. 19:17]
* collect interest on a loan. [Ex. 22:24]
* insult a leader. [Ex. 22:27]
* mistreat a foreigner. [Ex. 22:21, 23:9]
* spread false rumors. [Ex. 23:1]
* drive a Mercury. [Ex. 23:13]

Source:
http://www.angelfire.com/on4/calebhamer/index.html

One word: metaphor.

Yes?
And how do you know what is metaphorical and what is literal in the bible?

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Those mitzvahs only applied to Hebrew people. Gentiles are governed by the seven laws of Noah.

Wow, aren't you wrong....

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seven_Laws_of_Noah

The Seven Laws of Noah (Hebrew: שבע מצוות בני נח‎ Sheva mitzvot B'nei Noach) form the major part of the Noachide Laws, or Noahide Code.[1] This code is a set of moral imperatives that, according to the Talmud, were given by God[2] as a binding set of laws for the "children of Noah" – that is, all of humankind.[3][4] According to religious Judaism, any non-Jew who lives according to these laws is regarded as a Righteous Gentile, and is assured of a place in the world to come (Olam Haba), the final reward of the righteous.[5][6] Adherents are often called "B'nei Noach" (Children of Noah) or "Noahides" and may often network in Jewish synagogues.[citation needed]

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And if driving this



Gets you sent to hell it's worth it

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Did you even read the Wikipedia entry you posted, because it states exactly what I said. I thought atheists were supposed to be smart.

No it doesn't, you stated quite catorgorically that the Noahdic laws only apply to gentiles.

They actually apply to jews as well, but the article states that gentiles who follow the seven laws are assured a place in "the world to come" along with the jews.

How about you do some proper reading.

And nothing to say on how you distinguish literal from metaphorical in the bible???
No surprise there.

[KichigaiNeko]

Yes, let's ask Jesus, seen him around?

Fuck...they've lost him AGAIN!!

[Cyberman]

Reminds me of the old joke about the two naughty lads at a Catholic school, who would run about playing tricks and causing a general nuisance. One day they get called to the Head's office, the first one gets dragged in by his ear and comes face to face with the Bishop. "Where is Jesus???" thunders the old git, poking him in the chest (with his finger, thankfully) "Where is Jesus?? I want you to go home and find Jesus!!"

The lad leaves the office and just before his friend gets the same treatment he whispers "Shit, we're really in trouble now - they've lost Jesus and they think we did it!"