We really need to shoot this man..
~Lane~
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What really goes on in American churches.
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What, teach him a lesson he'll never remember, you mean? I share the sentiment but I wouldn't quite go that far.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
 (April 5, 2012 at 12:42 am)Godschild Wrote: That's not what happens in any church I've ever been in. He needs a good dose of God's love. If you disagree with his viewpoints, he'd almost certainly say you're not a real follower of God. You'd disagree, but who cares? You're no more believable than he is. I'd wager you've used the same arguments at some point. Oh sure, get butthurt about it. But you're the same as he is. You won't admit it, because you're the ONE person who has it all figured out for real. 
Fucking repulsive and embarrassing to humanity.
Here's one that's less animated, but equally as horrid: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kpVpyToYAiI 42
Looks like the attachment is gone, but what I can deduce is the end time false Churches doing something nasty. Nothing to worry about, its all planned by the Almighty.
 (April 5, 2012 at 4:30 am)Christian Wrote: Looks like the attachment is gone, but what I can deduce is the end time false Churches doing something nasty. Nothing to worry about, its all planned by the Almighty. Would you care to rephrase that so that it's a coherent thought? What falls away is always, and is near.
Also, I am not pretending to be female, this profile picture is my wonderful girlfriend. XD
 (April 5, 2012 at 4:30 am)Christian Wrote: Looks like the attachment is gone, but what I can deduce is the end time false Churches doing something nasty. Nothing to worry about, its all planned by the Almighty. Are you arguing that churches have only started doing nasty things recently? Would you like to rethink that before it gets savaged?
Self-authenticating private evidence is useless, because it is indistinguishable from the illusion of it. ― Kel, Kelosophy Blog
If you’re going to watch tele, you should watch Scooby Doo. That show was so cool because every time there’s a church with a ghoul, or a ghost in a school. They looked beneath the mask and what was inside? The f**king janitor or the dude who runs the waterslide. Throughout history every mystery. Ever solved has turned out to be. Not Magic. ― Tim Minchin, Storm (April 5, 2012 at 4:30 am)Christian Wrote: Looks like the attachment is gone, but what I can deduce is the end time false Churches doing something nasty. Nothing to worry about, its all planned by the Almighty. False churches? Unless it's the church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster, they're all false. FSM sees this, and he is not pleased. You'll know what I'm talking about one day, trust me. 
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April 5, 2012 at 3:07 pm
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(April 5, 2012 at 1:05 am)Stimbo Wrote:(April 5, 2012 at 12:42 am)Godschild Wrote: That's not what happens in any church I've ever been in. He needs a good dose of God's love. What this pastor is doing in the vid is not what Christ taught, this pastor as far as I could tell promoted hate, hate has nothing to do with the teachings of Christ. (April 5, 2012 at 8:31 am)Napoleon Wrote:(April 5, 2012 at 4:30 am)Christian Wrote: Nothing to worry about, its all planned by the Almighty. So you are privy to the mind of God, how did you manage that? (April 5, 2012 at 1:12 am)SavageNerdz Wrote: We really need to shoot this man.. You would deny this man his right to free speech, I do not agree with him and pray he would change the way he treats others and stop embarrassing the Christians who promote love.
God loves those who believe and those who do not and the same goes for me, you have no choice in this matter. That puts the matter of total free will to rest.
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