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Sometimes a picture says more than I can express in words.
May 16, 2012 at 12:08 am
I'm flabbergasted. WTF is all I can muster right now.
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I mean I guess it's kind of sort of good maybe perhaps that they are making an attempt to make their religious beliefs modern and relevant but then again I just go back to thinking WTF?
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May 16, 2012 at 12:25 am
I'd love to see 'em try it with cats. Tigers, for preference.
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May 16, 2012 at 12:28 am
German Shepards are sinners. All Shepards repent!
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RE: Sometimes a picture says more than I can express in words.
May 16, 2012 at 12:46 am
Good point! There used to be loads of sinful Rottweilers round our way! In fact, one of the OP guys comes near Ozzy, my parents' Springer Spaniel who, though infinitely loyal, is as brainy as he is metallic, they'll immediately come face-to-face with gnashing of teeth.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Sometimes a picture says more than I can express in words.
May 16, 2012 at 3:39 am
But think about the Irish Wolf-Hounds!
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RE: Sometimes a picture says more than I can express in words.
May 16, 2012 at 12:15 pm
Just as with regular xtianity, some poor shmuck has to clean up the dog shit.
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May 16, 2012 at 12:18 pm
I guess Jesus was just REALLY REALLY good at "play dead"... convinced everyone, even after he got up again.
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May 16, 2012 at 2:07 pm
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RE: Sometimes a picture says more than I can express in words.
May 16, 2012 at 3:26 pm
(May 16, 2012 at 12:46 am)Stimbo Wrote: Good point! There used to be loads of sinful Rottweilers round our way! In fact, one of the OP guys comes near Ozzy, my parents' Springer Spaniel who, though infinitely loyal, is as brainy as he is metallic, they'll immediately come face-to-face with gnashing of teeth.
Humm, makes me wonder what they'd do with weenier dogs. Wait,...scratch that, I don't want to know.
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RE: Sometimes a picture says more than I can express in words.
May 21, 2012 at 12:34 am
"A life of submission to Jesus Christ"
Are you fucking kidding me????
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