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The trinity
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#201
RE: The trinity
June 7, 2012 at 5:43 pm
(June 7, 2012 at 5:25 pm)Welsh cake Wrote:
(June 7, 2012 at 5:19 pm)Thor Wrote: Fuck the holy spirit.

Now what?
GC barges in and tells you you're not fucking it right. Tongue

GC's autoerotic activities is an inappropriate topic for a family forum.

ROFLOL
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#202
RE: The trinity
June 7, 2012 at 9:28 pm (This post was last modified: June 7, 2012 at 10:19 pm by Taqiyya Mockingbird.)
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#203
RE: The trinity
June 7, 2012 at 10:46 pm
(June 7, 2012 at 9:28 pm)Taqiyya Mockingbird Wrote: Oh, wait -- you are a Poe.

And here's your winking smiley:

Wink
"You don't need facts when you got Jesus." -Pastor Deacon Fred, Landover Baptist Church

™: True Christian is a Trademark of the Landover Baptist Church. I have no affiliation with this fine group of True Christians ™ because I can't afford their tithing requirements but would like to be. Maybe someday the Lord will bless me with enough riches that I am able to. 

And for the lovers of Poe, here's your winking smiley:  Wink
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#204
RE: The trinity
June 7, 2012 at 10:49 pm (This post was last modified: June 7, 2012 at 10:50 pm by Taqiyya Mockingbird.)
(June 7, 2012 at 10:46 pm)YahwehIsTheWay Wrote:
(June 7, 2012 at 9:28 pm)Taqiyya Mockingbird Wrote: Oh, wait -- you are a Poe.

And here's your winking smiley:

Wink


...and mine:

Wink Shades


I love that you voice the fundies' sentiments so eloquently and precisely, BTW... it seems to real.....Heh...
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#205
RE: The trinity
June 7, 2012 at 11:02 pm
(June 7, 2012 at 10:49 pm)Taqiyya Mockingbird Wrote: I love that you voice the fundies' sentiments so eloquently and precisely, BTW... it seems to real.....Heh...

Thank you. I take that as a compliment. You'll notice the believers take me seriously at first as well. One I quote in my signature. Another I exchanged a few PMs with before he finally went, "heeeeeyyyyyyy".

It's no great accomplishment though. We sane people (non believers) often know their own religion better than they do.

...and now to get back in character...

I'M A TRUE CHRISTIAN ™ AND VOICE THE RIGHTEOUS SENTIMENT SO PRECISELY BECAUSE I'M CHANNELING THE HOLY SPIRIT... OR IS THAT THE CAPS LOCK?
"You don't need facts when you got Jesus." -Pastor Deacon Fred, Landover Baptist Church

™: True Christian is a Trademark of the Landover Baptist Church. I have no affiliation with this fine group of True Christians ™ because I can't afford their tithing requirements but would like to be. Maybe someday the Lord will bless me with enough riches that I am able to. 

And for the lovers of Poe, here's your winking smiley:  Wink
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#206
RE: The trinity
June 7, 2012 at 11:06 pm
Quote:I've explained this so many times I've given up on you all being able to comprehend


Probably because your "explanation" is total horseshit, G-C. You are the quintessential version of the literalist xtian asshole who maintains that his fucking bible is the word of god....until it embarrasses you and then you start to make excuses for your god.

Fuck you both.
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#207
RE: The trinity
June 8, 2012 at 12:26 am (This post was last modified: June 8, 2012 at 12:26 am by Taqiyya Mockingbird.)
(June 7, 2012 at 11:06 pm)Minimalist Wrote:
Quote:I've explained this so many times I've given up on you all being able to comprehend


Probably because your "explanation" is total horseshit, G-C. You are the quintessential version of the literalist xtian asshole who maintains that his fucking bible is the word of god....until it embarrasses you and then you start to make excuses for your god.

Fuck you both.

^THIS.

....resisting the urge to dig up purported "explanation"...already know what a train wreck looks like....


MIN: I just can't believe some of the shit theists get away with pandering here....I look around here and it feels so......ah,... rat-free over at home....Wink Shades
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#208
RE: The trinity
June 8, 2012 at 12:33 am
Actually they don't get away with much. Too many people call them on their bullshit as soon as it seeps out of their mouths.
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#209
RE: The trinity
June 8, 2012 at 1:54 am
God loves those who believe and those who do not and the same goes for me, you have no choice in this matter. That puts the matter of total free will to rest.
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#210
RE: The trinity
June 8, 2012 at 3:09 am
Quote:By Biblical definition the KKK is not a Christian organization,


Oh, G-C trots out the NO TRUE KLANSMAN argument yet again.

Actually, all xtians pretty much suck equally. Not a dime's worth of difference among any of them.
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