Has anyone ever asked you "What do atheists do?".Such a stupid question. I like to tell them that we have Wild orgies, Human Sacrifices. I also like making marionettes out of body parts found in dumpsters. What do they think. I actually spent the weekend Mowing my lawn, Doing laundry. Spending time with my wife.Taking my daughter to music lessons. Going out to eat. You know,Evil things like that. After all, we atheists follow the devil and do ungodly things. It never occurs to them. I work hard, don`t cheat on my taxes or torture small animals. Oh, I`m also nice to old people too. Ungodly traits like that. Has anyone else ever run into the same situation?
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Have you ever been asked:What do atheist`s do?
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 Has anyone ever asked you "What do atheists do?".Such a stupid question. I like to tell them that we have Wild orgies, Human Sacrifices. I also like making marionettes out of body parts found in dumpsters. What do they think. I actually spent the weekend Mowing my lawn, Doing laundry. Spending time with my wife.Taking my daughter to music lessons. Going out to eat. You know,Evil things like that. After all, we atheists follow the devil and do ungodly things. It never occurs to them. I work hard, don`t cheat on my taxes or torture small animals. Oh, I`m also nice to old people too. Ungodly traits like that. Has anyone else ever run into the same situation?
Yes. And my answer is always: Enjoying my life!
That is the problem. Enjoying Life makes them think the worst.
 (July 3, 2012 at 4:28 am)joe terlizzi Wrote: That is the problem. Enjoying Life makes them think the worst. Yeah, they expect us to be sad and evil for simply lacking their beliefs. Always surprises them that we live life like any other. Peaceful, happy and fulfilling. Evil stuff like that. Silly religious people.
Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence - Carl Sagan
Mankind's intelligence walks hand in hand with it's stupidity. Being an atheist says nothing about your overall intelligence, it just means you don't believe in god. Atheists can be as bright as any scientist and as stupid as any creationist. You never really know just how stupid someone is, until you've argued with them. (July 3, 2012 at 4:37 am)Ace Otana Wrote:(July 3, 2012 at 4:28 am)joe terlizzi Wrote: That is the problem. Enjoying Life makes them think the worst. Its more of a jealousy than a surprise.  RE: Have you ever been asked:What do atheist`s do?
July 3, 2012 at 5:56 am
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(July 3, 2012 at 4:17 am)joe terlizzi Wrote: My answer is no to this particular question Then again I live in a country where 30% of the population are practically atheists for all intensive purposes.
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What do atheists do?
Drugs.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
RE: Have you ever been asked:What do atheist`s do?
July 3, 2012 at 7:58 am
(This post was last modified: July 3, 2012 at 8:01 am by Ace Otana.)
(July 3, 2012 at 7:45 am)Faith No More Wrote: What do atheists do? Speak for yourself. I do women! Which is better than drugs, because they're warm, soft and get you wet when they ride you. ....and make you smell funny after wards but that's just part of the fun.
Extraordinary claims require extraordinary evidence - Carl Sagan
Mankind's intelligence walks hand in hand with it's stupidity. Being an atheist says nothing about your overall intelligence, it just means you don't believe in god. Atheists can be as bright as any scientist and as stupid as any creationist. You never really know just how stupid someone is, until you've argued with them. Ace Otana Wrote:I do women! Which is better than drugs, because they're warm, soft and get you wet when they ride you. Oh yeah? Drugs help you forget your problems, and women just constantly remind you of them.  Just kidding. Don't do drugs, kids.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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