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Dick Soup?
July 13, 2012 at 3:44 pm
http://apnews.excite.com/article/2012071...U8181.html
Quote:CANBERRA, Australia (AP) - Authorities have arrested 29 people accused of being part of a cannibal cult in Papua New Guinea's jungle interior and charged them with the murders of seven suspected witch doctors, police said Friday.
Madang Police Commander Anthony Wagambie confirmed a report in The National newspaper that said the cult members allegedly ate their victims' brains raw and made soup from their penises.
I guess....in the long run....it's no stupider than any other religion.
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RE: Dick Soup?
July 13, 2012 at 3:53 pm
(This post was last modified: July 13, 2012 at 4:00 pm by Anomalocaris.)
Smarter, because their primitive faith at least let they get substantial amount of real proteain and nutrition in return for exposure to brain rotting prions. christianity only gives you some tiny quantity of make belief nutrition in return for far greater certainty of irreversible brain tissue destruction.
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RE: Dick Soup?
July 13, 2012 at 4:24 pm
Quote:By eating witch doctors' organs, the cult members believed they would attain supernatural powers and literally become bullet-proof, he said.
That must be one magic recipe.
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RE: Dick Soup?
July 13, 2012 at 8:06 pm
Hey, even jesus turned to his disciples and said "Eat me," right?
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RE: Dick Soup?
July 13, 2012 at 9:50 pm
Meh. They were only killing witch doctors. It's not like we need them.
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RE: Dick Soup?
July 13, 2012 at 10:02 pm
(July 13, 2012 at 8:06 pm)Minimalist Wrote: Hey, even jesus turned to his disciples and said "Eat me," right?
He clearly had a gender identity issue.
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RE: Dick Soup?
July 13, 2012 at 10:05 pm
I think he was a homo.
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RE: Dick Soup?
July 13, 2012 at 11:10 pm
I would like him better if he was. More trustworthy than a 30-year-old virgin who claims his father is god.
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RE: Dick Soup?
July 21, 2012 at 12:22 am
(July 13, 2012 at 10:05 pm)Minimalist Wrote: I think he was a homo.
I for one, as a homo, must say that if he was a homo, then he had to have looked fabulous on that cross. Nearly naked, body all ripped, oh wait.... yeah, never mind. I'm gonna just stop right there before I offend anyone. 
However this is hilarious, I thought the thread sounded kinda interesting, even tasty, until I realized it was really cannibalism. That's just not right. I hope they all get what they deserve. By which of course I mean mind eating worms and a steadily declining mental state. Then again, that shouldn't take long.
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(July 21, 2012 at 12:31 am)cato123 Wrote: (July 21, 2012 at 12:22 am)C.W. Sims Wrote: I for one, as a homo, must say that if he was a homo, then he had to have looked fabulous on that cross. Nearly naked, body all ripped, oh wait.... yeah, never mind. I'm gonna just stop right there before I offend anyone.
I have a certain distaste for the emoticons, and particularly despise the laughing/rolling dude when used in response to one's own statement, but.....
Holy fuck that was funny! "Nearly naked, body all ripped,....". Oh, fuck me. I'm still laughing but can no longer piss myself since I've emptied the tank.
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RE: Dick Soup?
July 21, 2012 at 12:31 am
(July 21, 2012 at 12:22 am)C.W. Sims Wrote: I for one, as a homo, must say that if he was a homo, then he had to have looked fabulous on that cross. Nearly naked, body all ripped, oh wait.... yeah, never mind. I'm gonna just stop right there before I offend anyone.
I have a certain distaste for the emoticons, and particularly despise the laughing/rolling dude when used in response to one's own statement, but.....
Holy fuck that was funny! "Nearly naked, body all ripped,....". Oh, fuck me. I'm still laughing but can no longer piss myself since I've emptied the tank.
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