Fuck your Logic, here's my philosophy.

[Gambit]

Am I allowed to use the word 'fuck' in a thread title? Anyway, I'm not what you would call the educated type. I have around 20 years of learning shit to catch up on. So here are my philosophies on life, the universe and everything, from an unlearned mind.

1. Be good to each other. This one is pretty hard to do, admittedly; but to do otherwise is to go round in a revolving door of hate, mistrust and a stumbling block to progression.
2. Strive to understand the human condition. We are the first species on this planet to actually articulate a fucking condition. Think about that for a second. Don't stamp on each other; instead thrive to understand each other at our core and move forward to achieve a common goal.
3. Do not dismiss those who seem abhorrent to you. Not a one of us is perfect; and I bet you've been the one considered as an insufferable asshole at some stage in your life.
4. Not all cliches are useless. The children literally are the future. Teach them well and let them lead the way. Show them all the beauty they possess inside. You know the rest.
5. Never, and I mean never, read a fucking thread about philosophy from a self confessed drunken Irishman. Are you people insane? Go do something productive with your lives.

So endeth the lesson. I hope you all have a wonderful Sunday, cause I intend on sleeping the whole damn day.

[Oldandeasilyconfused]

1. Be good to each other

My version 'try not to be cunt' (it's in your best interest)

2. Strive to understand the human condition.

Why? A sincere misanthrope, I really don't care about learning more about the human condition;it just depresses me..

3. Do not dismiss those who seem abhorrent to you.

I have always done so,and have no intention of stopping.

4. Not all cliches are useless.

Indeed, some are truisms. That 'children are the future' is not one of them.

5. Never, and I mean never, read a fucking thread about philosophy from a self confessed drunken Irishman

Especially if he also happens to be gobshite with a huge chip on his shoulder over his lack of education.

[Gambit]

1. Be good to each other

My version 'try not to be cunt' (it's in your best interest)

2. Strive to understand the human condition.

Why? A sincere misanthrope, I really don't care about learning more about the human condition;it just depresses me..

3. Do not dismiss those who seem abhorrent to you.

I have always done so,and have no intention of stopping.

4. Not all cliches are useless.

Indeed, some are truisms. That 'children are the future' is not one of them.

5. Never, and I mean never, read a fucking thread about philosophy from a self confessed drunken Irishman

Especially if he also happens to be gobshite with a huge chip on his shoulder over his lack of education.

Touchy or touche? I can't quite decide.

[Oldandeasilyconfused]

Touchy or touche? I can't quite decide.

Both work for me.

[Categories+Sheaves]

Touchy or touche? I can't quite decide.

Both work for me.

Go with both! Having to pick one is a pain in the tushie.

[Whateverist]

I wouldn't call it philosophy but I would call it some damned good practical advice. Every one of your suggestions beats the hell out of barren logic.

[Napoléon]

But guyz, what how duz u'z know that using logic is logical and stuff??

I mean, if P is the same as B, and D equals two halves of E, what about Z?

[jonb]

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Alternatively-

People who speak on these forums like to think they have the answers, or a cleaver way of proving them. That is because people who speak on these forums lack imagination, I am no different from any other voice,

I/You do and say what feels right to me/you.

And because you/I do or say that I/you know you/I are/am a wanker.

[Gambit]

Yay! We're all wankers. I still say I'm the best wanker.

[jonb]

Yay! We're all wankers. I still say I'm the best wanker.

Can you quantify that?