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Chiches you want to bitch slap.
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 Quote:I don't know why but I really think he looks pansy. I would dare to take him on in an unarmed combat. Knuckle dusters are for wimps and cowards. When you do that can you record it and send it to me? My Youtube channel could really do with a boost in views. 
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
 (August 29, 2012 at 9:04 pm)Gambit Wrote:Quote:I don't know why but I really think he looks pansy. I would dare to take him on in an unarmed combat. Knuckle dusters are for wimps and cowards. I didn't mean now. I need to grow up first. Some of my classmates have suddenly grown taller and my time will come soon. But I was really thinking of like when I'm much older, not just in a few years. Maybe when I'm 20. Then I'll dare to take him on and I mean it. (August 29, 2012 at 9:31 pm)greneknight Wrote:(August 29, 2012 at 9:04 pm)Gambit Wrote: When you do that can you record it and send it to me? My Youtube channel could really do with a boost in views. OK, sport, have at it. I still want the video, though.
Ah, the bravado of youth. So cute! I remember it well...
Then life got big and scary.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
It's friggen hilarious that head cases like Chop chop and Courtney go all show biz; it honestly boggles my mind. Chopper teamed up with another dead set legend of the crime world, Roger "the Dodger" Rogerson (as well as other worthies) and went on a theatre tour, doing one night in a theatre I was working at at the time. They brought their own audio guy, so I didn't get to do sound, but I did fit belt packs on both of them.
As I say, Hilarious and scary. Both were coked and pissed about as hard as you could be on stage while still remaining coherent. Random dick in the audience actually thought it might be humorous to give Chop some lip. I thought at one point that we were about to see the first beating of an audience member by cast, but said dick shut up quick smart once chop got going.
Well, I don't know about Chopper but if he's anything like Dave Courtney, he's one of the generation of criminals who've realised they can make far more money, and legitimately, on the celebrity circuit than they ever could in their former professions.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
 RE: Chiches you want to bitch slap.
August 30, 2012 at 1:11 am
(This post was last modified: August 30, 2012 at 1:26 am by Oldandeasilyconfused.)
I see in Wiki, old Chopper, was given 6 weeks to live in april by the ultimate standover man, cancer. As far as I can see Chopper is still waiting for death to kick down his door and shoot him in the face.
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