(August 30, 2012 at 1:30 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote: Sex is fantastic. I'm going to be getting fucked starting Friday night and continuing through the entire 3 day weekend, including outside in the woods where I belong.
Thats my girl!!
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Why do the Christians always hate sex so much?
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  (August 30, 2012 at 1:30 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote: Sex is fantastic. I'm going to be getting fucked starting Friday night and continuing through the entire 3 day weekend, including outside in the woods where I belong. Watch out for dog walkers, that's all I'm saying. You can fix ignorance, you can't fix stupid. Tinkety Tonk and down with the Nazis.
It's off the beaten path in a Nature Preserve I've been getting well-acquainted with. If the Park Rangers want to watch, god bless them.
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August 30, 2012 at 2:59 pm
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(August 29, 2012 at 2:45 am)Lion IRC Wrote: No, I was created with an internal moral compass. I can't help but nitpick this one. Your parents would probably beg to differ. They may have just installed this compass after the fact (to varying degrees of success). The next time a child writes a veritable opus on morality and ethics you just give me a call...okay? Meanwhile I'm going to direct your attention to the overwhelming majority of children that engage in hand to hand combat (as well as armed conflict) on a routine basis while smearing shit all over their bedroom walls at some point or another. Don't get me wrong, I'd be thrilled if kids came with a moral compass factory standard - so long as it doesn't resemble your own and so long as it isn't fueled by fucking magic......
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 (August 30, 2012 at 2:14 pm)thesummerqueen Wrote: It's off the beaten path in a Nature Preserve I've been getting well-acquainted with. If the Park Rangers want to watch, god bless them. Sounds like a great place to get better acquainted. As for the OP, perhaps Christians would like it better if they had it fresh. By waiting until it shows up at the market for married couples it may just not have as much flavor. Silly Christians, sex if for kids (well teens anyway). |
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