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Questions For You Non Believers
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RE: Questions For You Non Believers
November 20, 2012 at 2:34 pm
(November 20, 2012 at 2:27 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: Its Marzipan!!!

If that were so then our whole existence would be in the shell of some inner true cakieness.
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RE: Questions For You Non Believers
November 20, 2012 at 2:36 pm
(November 20, 2012 at 2:34 pm)jonb Wrote:
(November 20, 2012 at 2:27 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: Its Marzipan!!!

If that were so then our whole existence would be in the shell of some inner true cakieness.

NOW YOU'VE GOT IT!!!



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RE: Questions For You Non Believers
November 20, 2012 at 2:36 pm (This post was last modified: November 20, 2012 at 2:37 pm by Cyberman.)
On further reflection, it seems the cake is a pie. Specifically apple.

(November 20, 2012 at 2:34 pm)jonb Wrote:
(November 20, 2012 at 2:27 pm)downbeatplumb Wrote: Its Marzipan!!!

If that were so then our whole existence would be in the shell of some inner true cakieness.

But is there life on Marzipan?
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Questions For You Non Believers
November 20, 2012 at 2:39 pm
What about pie crusts? I have to make one of those in a couple of days, and they never turn out right Undecided I guess I am not worthy of the pastry-god.
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RE: Questions For You Non Believers
November 20, 2012 at 2:41 pm
(November 20, 2012 at 2:39 pm)festive1 Wrote: What about pie crusts? I have to make one of those in a couple of days, and they never turn out right Undecided I guess I am not worthy of the pastry-god.

You must truly accept His Sugary Holiness in your heart to start making good pastry Big Grin
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RE: Questions For You Non Believers
November 20, 2012 at 2:41 pm
Depends how many digits of pie you use, I think. You'll never get it perfect because the pie goes on forever.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Questions For You Non Believers
November 20, 2012 at 2:42 pm
I WANT to!!! Something must be holding me back...
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RE: Questions For You Non Believers
November 20, 2012 at 2:42 pm
(November 20, 2012 at 2:36 pm)Stimbo Wrote: On further reflection, it seems the cake is a pie. Specifically apple.

Blasphemer, You make the Cake gods angry
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RE: Questions For You Non Believers
November 20, 2012 at 2:43 pm
Argh! This pie are scared!
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist.  This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair.  Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second.  That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Questions For You Non Believers
November 20, 2012 at 2:52 pm
(November 20, 2012 at 2:43 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Argh! This pie are scared!

No no no, it's pi are squared!
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