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A message from The Queen of Britain to The USA
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Plus a healthy dollop of grey peas (AKA grey farters) and bacon bits on the side. A true Black Country delicacy.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
 RE: A message from The Queen of Britain to The USA
November 18, 2012 at 2:29 pm
(This post was last modified: November 18, 2012 at 2:30 pm by The Grand Nudger.)
Exchange the "toast" for some cornbread.....drop the "pudding" suggestion and that looks like a pretty run of the mill breakfast from where I'm from.
(there'd best be some vodka in that oj btw....)
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
That bacon looks gross and chewy... I would not eat it. But everything else looks yummy!
 (November 18, 2012 at 2:27 pm)Napoléon Wrote: You'd want beer with your full english breakfast??You do not honestly believe i'm going to eat that for breakfast do you lol, noo i'm not English enough for that. But for lunch, oh yesss looks delicious. 
"Jesus is like an unpaid babysitter "
R. Gervais RE: A message from The Queen of Britain to The USA
November 18, 2012 at 2:38 pm
(This post was last modified: November 18, 2012 at 2:39 pm by Napoléon.)
(November 18, 2012 at 2:34 pm)festive1 Wrote: That bacon looks gross and chewy Blasphemy! Fine, keep your streaky crappy bacon, I'll happily eat your share of REAL bacon (who am I kidding I already do). (November 18, 2012 at 2:29 pm)Rhythm Wrote: drop the "pudding" suggestion What? You don't enjoy fried pigs blood and fat? I do, it's fucking derishous. (November 18, 2012 at 2:38 pm)Napoléon Wrote:You are more than welcome to this kind of bacon on my plate, if ever we are dining together.(November 18, 2012 at 2:34 pm)festive1 Wrote: That bacon looks gross and chewy  I prefer crispy bacon, not chewy.
 RE: A message from The Queen of Britain to The USA
November 18, 2012 at 4:13 pm
(This post was last modified: November 18, 2012 at 4:14 pm by Whateverist.)
(November 17, 2012 at 5:11 pm)Stimbo Wrote: You fail to mention that your exhibit A is a potato-based savoury product, "waffly versatile", as any fule kno, since "They go with beans, bangers, bacon, burgers, fish fingers … a-fish fingers, Eggs in, eggs on, gammon, steak, chops - Grill 'em, Bake 'em, Fry 'em, Eat 'em!"; while your exhibit 2 is some sort of toasted syrupy confection. I heard somewhere you can also get it with spam, spam, spam and spam. That's really good. (November 18, 2012 at 2:27 pm)Napoléon Wrote:(November 18, 2012 at 8:40 am)Kousbroek Wrote: Just be sure it's served warm as piss. (November 18, 2012 at 4:13 pm)whateverist Wrote:(November 17, 2012 at 5:11 pm)Stimbo Wrote: You fail to mention that your exhibit A is a potato-based savoury product, "waffly versatile", as any fule kno, since "They go with beans, bangers, bacon, burgers, fish fingers … a-fish fingers, Eggs in, eggs on, gammon, steak, chops - Grill 'em, Bake 'em, Fry 'em, Eat 'em!"; while your exhibit 2 is some sort of toasted syrupy confection. Or lobster thermidor aux crevettes, with a mornay sauce garnished with truffle paté, brandy and a fried egg on top and spam.
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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Ad a couple of brewskies to wash it down and i'm happy ...
