A few questions

[Tea Earl Grey Hot]

I also happen to be doing an assignment for school. If any of you who ARE Christian could answer this, that would be just awesome. Good luck!

1. What do you believe about make-believe?
2. What do you believe about "nothing"?
3. What do you believe about the gullibility of human beings?
4. If God doesn't believe in atheists, what does he think of agnostics?
5. What do you believe about life and suffering?
6. How do we get knowledge?

• a. From the assertions of ancient books.
  
• b. Observation/experience.
  
• c. Pulling stuff out of your ass.
  

7. Why is God's beard grey?
8. How do you determine right and left?
9. What is the meaning of life for God?
10. If woman was created from a rib, why do we need condoms "ribbed for her pleasure"?
11. If you have a specific denomination you belong to, please explain how it's anymore truthful than all the many other denominations.
12. Which is more closely related to the trinity?

• a. Multiple personality disorder.
  
• b. Polyamory
  
• c. Polytheism.
  
• d. The three stooges
  

13. If God is all-good and all-knowing, how can he ever play a game fairly?

[catfish]

I also happen to be doing an assignment for school. If any of you who ARE Christian could answer this, that would be just awesome. Good luck!

1. What do you believe about make-believe?
2. What do you believe about "nothing"?
3. What do you believe about the gullibility of human beings?
4. If God doesn't believe in atheists, what does he think of agnostics?
5. What do you believe about life and suffering?
6. How do we get knowledge?

• a. From the assertions of ancient books.
  
• b. Observation/experience.
  
• c. Pulling stuff out of your ass.
  

7. Why is God's beard grey?
8. How do you determine right and left?
9. What is the meaning of life for God?
10. If woman was created from a rib, why do we need condoms "ribbed for her pleasure"?
11. If you have a specific denomination you belong to, please explain how it's anymore truthful than all the many other denominations.
12. Which is more closely related to the trinity?

• a. Multiple personality disorder.
  
• b. Polyamory
  
• c. Polytheism.
  
• d. The three stooges
  

13. If God is all-good and all-knowing, how can he ever play a game fairly?

You'll have to be more specific of what "this" is... Had you said "these", it would have been easier...

[Tiberius]

1. What do you believe about make-believe?

It's made by God. As such, it's true.

2. What do you believe about "nothing"?

Everything.

3. What do you believe about the gullibility of human beings?

If you tell most humans they are gullible, they'll believe you.

4. If God doesn't believe in atheists, what does he think of agnostics?

He doesn't know.

5. What do you believe about life and suffering?

It's better than a pleasurable death.

6. How do we get knowledge?

I shut my eyes really tight and ask God really hard.

7. Why is God's beard grey?

Because Gandalf.

8. How do you determine right and left?

Left is what communists and hippies believe.

9. What is the meaning of life for God?

42.

10. If woman was created from a rib, why do we need condoms "ribbed for her pleasure"?

Women know how to pleasure themselves better than men do.

11. If you have a specific denomination you belong to, please explain how it's anymore truthful than all the many other denominations.

My denomination is "the truth". It's more truthful than others because it at least has the word "truth" in it.

12. Which is more closely related to the trinity?

Neo.

13. If God is all-good and all-knowing, how can he ever play a game fairly?

Ssh! You'll ruin his winning streak!

[Tea Earl Grey Hot]

...
You'll have to be more specific of what "this" is... Had you said "these", it would have been easier...

I was imitating the writing of the original poster who used "this."

[Nine]

1. What do you believe about make-believe?

Its fun

2. What do you believe about "nothing"?

Well 'the nothing' in fantasia is because people stopped using their imaginations. Then terrorists invaded imagination land. Oh wait..

3. What do you believe about the gullibility of human beings?

Its hilarious. I convince people of all sorts of bull for my own amusement. I'm a dick

4. If God doesn't believe in atheists, what does he think of agnostics?

He's not sure.

5. What do you believe about life and suffering?

Depends how I'm feeling. For the last few weeks I was all like "Fuck the world" now I'm like "Meh its okay"

6. How do we get knowledge?

• a. From the assertions of ancient books.
  
• b. Observation/experience.
  
• c. Pulling stuff out of your ass.
  

Personally I prefer C. Just because then I don't have to read anything.

7. Why is God's beard grey?

Because he's a statue.

8. How do you determine right and left?

I just know! I used to do the whole hand thing where your all like "Hey when I hold out my left hand and stick my thumb out it makes an L shape! OMGOMGOMG!" Infants school is so witty.

9. What is the meaning of life for God?

To be on toast?

10. If woman was created from a rib, why do we need condoms "ribbed for her pleasure"?

Something to do with aerodynamics or something like that.

11. If you have a specific denomination you belong to, please explain how it's anymore truthful than all the many other denominations.

Creationist Atheism. Duh.. Isn't it obvious.

12. Which is more closely related to the trinity?

• a. Multiple personality disorder.
  
• b. Polyamory
  
• c. Polytheism.
  
• d. The three stooges
  

Neo! Unless Trinity had a sister.. I don't think she did.

13. If God is all-good and all-knowing, how can he ever play a game fairly?

Ummm

* Nine 's head explodes

[Something completely different]

I also happen to be doing an assignment for school. If any of you who ARE Christian could answer this, that would be just awesome. Good luck!

1. What do you believe about make-believe?

I know that this phrase makes no sence after going through google translator

2. What do you believe about "nothing"?

nothing

3. What do you believe about the gullibility of human beings?

That how gullible a person is, depends on that persons character

4. If God doesn't believe in atheists, what does he think of agnostics?

non-existing things cannot think

5. What do you believe about life and suffering?

that life is not always defined through suffering

6. How do we get knowledge?

b. Observation/experience.

7. Why is God's beard grey?

Is it?

8. How do you determine right and left?

by writing "RIGHT" on my right hand and "LEFT" on my left hand, each morning befor I go out.

9. What is the meaning of life for God?

slavery

10. If woman was created from a rib, why do we need condoms "ribbed for her pleasure"?

When carrots are red why do we still eat them when the red on the traffic lights means stop?

11. If you have a specific denomination you belong to, please explain how it's anymore truthful than all the many other denominations.

I dont

12. Which is more closely related to the trinity?

a. Multiple personality disorder.

13. If God is all-good and all-knowing, how can he ever play a game fairly?

something that doesnt exist cant play at all

[Annik]

10. If woman was created from a rib, why do we need condoms "ribbed for her pleasure"?

You didn't hear it from me, but Mary says God is really shitty in bed.

[Kousbroek]

I also happen to be doing an assignment for school. If any of you who ARE Christian could answer this, that would be just awesome. Good luck!

1. What do you believe about make-believe?

A whole universe coming from nothing

2. What do you believe about "nothing"?

Some scientist say something can come from nothing ...

3. What do you believe about the gullibility of human beings?

They believe in evolution, grandpa was an ape

4. If God doesn't believe in atheists, what does he think of agnostics?

He has a seperate line for them at the pearly gates and if they fail the questionnaire ... hell

5. What do you believe about life and suffering?

God gave us life but because we ate an apple now we have to suffer. ( suddenly i wonder why my mom always wanted me to eat apples, maybe she was the pagan witch i always thought she was.... )

6. How do we get knowledge?

By reading the holy scriptures every day and believe everything that is in them

7. Why is God's beard grey?

God hates black('s) everybody knows that duh ...

8. How do you determine right and left?

By listening to people who know.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=71vnMmeOxRM

9. What is the meaning of life for God?

To train us so he can fill heaven with happy obedient souls.

10. If woman was created from a rib, why do we need condoms "ribbed for her pleasure"?

God doesn't approve of condoms you pervert.

11. If you have a specific denomination you belong to, please explain how it's anymore truthful than all the many other denominations.

Because god told me i was right.

12. Which is more closely related to the trinity?

• a. Multiple personality disorder.
  
• b. Polyamory
  
• c. Polytheism.
  
• d. The three stooges
  

Obviously you don't know the scriptures .. the trinity is : the holy father santa claus, the holy spirit that lives in the xmas tree, and ... jezus damn... what was that third one again...

13. If God is all-good and all-knowing, how can he ever play a game fairly?

God is eternal, he has an eternity to get away with cheating ..

[CliveStaples]

I also happen to be doing an assignment for school. If any of you who ARE Christian could answer this, that would be just awesome. Good luck!

Well, I'm a Christian, so I guess that makes me a legitimate respondent.

1. What do you believe about make-believe?

...uh, I guess I believe that make-believe is make-believe. This question makes no sense.

I believe that flights of fancy are just passing thoughts in the mind of whatever person is imagining them.

2. What do you believe about "nothing"?

...uh, again, weird question. It's a useful concept for constructing and analyzing certain propositions. For example, "Nothing is better than true love" means "There does not exist anything that is better than true love". Contrarily, "Anything is better than nothing" means something more like "If S is a non-empty set, then having S is better than not having anything."

3. What do you believe about the gullibility of human beings?

Human beings are prone to certain cognitive biases and the influence of emotion rather than reason, resulting in frequent irrational judgments.

4. If God doesn't believe in atheists, what does he think of agnostics?

Well, if we assume "God doesn't believe in atheists", and we suppose that X is an agnostic, then all we can conclude is "If X is atheist, then God doesn't believe in X." It depends on how you define 'agnostic'; if agnostics aren't necessarily atheists, then you can't really deduce anything vis-a-vis agnostics from the given assumption.

5. What do you believe about life and suffering?

Suffering seems to be a part of (everyday?) life for most people. Whether we're better off from the suffering...hard to tell. It's difficult to weigh the known history against counterfactuals--what would have happened if a certain instance of suffering had not occurred--since in general we do not have access to accurate counterfactuals.

6. How do we get knowledge?

• a. From the assertions of ancient books.
  
• b. Observation/experience.
  
• c. Pulling stuff out of your ass.
  

Depends on what you mean by "knowledge". If you mean something like Plato's "justified true belief", then if we are to know p, we must meet the 'knowledge' criteria.

That is, we must:
1) believe p, and
2) we must have a justification for our belief in p.

Belief in p can be acquired in many different ways--perhaps from a book, perhaps "pulled out of your ass" (i.e., you thought up p yourself), perhaps as a judgment or inference based on our experiences.

What it means to acquire a justification for our belief in p will depend on your theory of justification. If you're a modern American, your theory of justification might be that a justification for p must take the form of a chain of reasoning or evidence regarding p. (How you access whatever you define "evidence" to mean will of course depend on your epistemology).

So (a), (b), and © can each be legitimate sources of truth.

7. Why is God's beard grey?

God has a beard?

8. How do you determine right and left?

Well, first you have to understand what is meant by "right" and "left" (i.e., the arbitrary assignment of coordinate directions). Determining which direction is which in a given circumstance amounts to being sufficiently aware of context.

For example, if someone is facing you and asks, "Which direction is right?" You would probably point to your left, which would of course be his right.

9. What is the meaning of life for God?

To exist authentically according to His nature, I imagine.

10. If woman was created from a rib, why do we need condoms "ribbed for her pleasure"?

Because women get pleasure from certain stimuli in their vaginal canal.

11. If you have a specific denomination you belong to, please explain how it's anymore truthful than all the many other denominations.

I don't have a specific denomination.

12. Which is more closely related to the trinity?

• a. Multiple personality disorder.
  
• b. Polyamory
  
• c. Polytheism.
  
• d. The three stooges
  

Probably ©.

13. If God is all-good and all-knowing, how can he ever play a game fairly?

If God knows everything, then He knows what He would do if He weren't omniscient. He can then just do that.

[Drich]

1. What do you believe about make-believe?

It depends on what we are 'Made to Believe.'

2. What do you believe about "nothing"?

I believe their is not 'proof' of nothing yet we still accept the concept across the board.

3. What do you believe about the gullibility of human beings?

I will differ to tiberius for my answer on this one.

4. If God doesn't believe in atheists, what does he think of agnostics?

I don't know that God does not believe in Atheists.

5. What do you believe about life and suffering?

That in life we should not run or try and avoid all suffering.

6. How do we get knowledge?

Knoweledge is not wisdom. We are taught or obtain knoweledge.

7. Why is God's beard grey?

Because they do not sell just for men in Heaven??

8. How do you determine right and left?

If i am right then everything else is what is left. (for you stimmy)

9. What is the meaning of life for God?

To create and to rule what He has created.

10. If woman was created from a rib, why do we need condoms "ribbed for her pleasure"?

Not all of us do.

11. If you have a specific denomination you belong to, please explain how it's anymore truthful than all the many other denominations.

It's not.
http://atheistforums.org/thread-12406.html

12. Which is more closely related to the trinity?

(F) The US Goverment.
The Judicial branch (The Supream Court)
The Congressional branch (Congress/Senate)
The Executive Branch(The President)

Three branches one Goverment.

13. If God is all-good and all-knowing, how can he ever play a game fairly?

Just because God knows how a game will play out does not mean He won't just let it play out. (Just because you would cheat in this situation does not mean God would cheat in the that situation.)