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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
April 5, 2013 at 12:09 am
Mister Agenda delivers a precision faceslap over the internet:
(April 4, 2013 at 9:44 am)Mister Agenda Wrote: Drew, would you mind not caring what we think a little more briefly? http://atheistforums.org/thread-17548-po...#pid426495
At the age of five, Skagra decided emphatically that God did not exist. This revelation tends to make most people in the universe who have it react in one of two ways - with relief or with despair. Only Skagra responded to it by thinking, 'Wait a second. That means there's a situation vacant.'
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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
April 5, 2013 at 4:30 am
Annnnnd he didn't take the advice. *facepalm
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!
Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.
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Quote:Some people deserve hell.
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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
April 10, 2013 at 6:39 am
(April 8, 2013 at 2:45 pm)Tiberius Wrote: Quote:What makes you think that the "possitive things" outweigh the negative things?
Facts.
Just thought it was a pretty blunt and funny response...
Context: http://atheistforums.org/thread-18202-page-2.html
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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
April 10, 2013 at 6:51 am
(April 10, 2013 at 6:39 am)Napoléon Wrote: Just thought it was a pretty blunt and funny response...
Context: http://atheistforums.org/thread-18202-page-2.html
You know, this thing of calling Tibs a Racist, a Passive Racist, a Nazi, an evil_nazi (oh wait, that is peps  ), is getting really old fast.
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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
April 10, 2013 at 7:00 am
(This post was last modified: April 10, 2013 at 7:01 am by Napoléon.)
Supporting someone's right to hold racist views != being a racist.
If you believe that people shouldn't be able to think how they please then in my opinion you're worse than the racist.
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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
April 10, 2013 at 7:18 am
(April 10, 2013 at 6:51 am)LastPoet Wrote: You know, this thing of calling Tibs a Racist, a Passive Racist, a Nazi, an evil_nazi (oh wait, that is peps ), is getting really old fast.
Oh come off it... it's got to be the best forum inside joke! XD
I swear, people have been blankly firing off TIBERIUS IS A RACIST for at least a year now 
Still good, IMO. Actually... it gets better every time I hear it, just through the sheer hilarity that people have kept doing it 
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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
April 10, 2013 at 8:13 am
http://atheistforums.org/thread-10124-po...#pid429523
(April 9, 2013 at 5:19 pm)Faith No More Wrote: This gives me an idea. I'm going to start telling people I have the world's largest penis, and when they ask to see it, I'll say that "penis" means "stereo" and "world's" means "of the people I know."
I "lorgled", which is the word a girlfriend and I made up to describe laughing so hard you nearly drool on the desk.
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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
April 10, 2013 at 8:15 am
Fuck yeah, FNM wins another internet
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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
April 10, 2013 at 8:20 am
(April 10, 2013 at 7:00 am)Napoléon Wrote: Supporting someone's right to hold racist views != being a racist.
If you believe that people shouldn't be able to think how they please then in my opinion you're worse than the racist.
What most people don't understand is that supporting a person's freedom of speech or right to have an opinion doesn't mean you have to like that opinion one bit, usually because people are all in favor of freedom of speech only if it coincides with their views.
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RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
April 10, 2013 at 9:47 am
(This post was last modified: April 10, 2013 at 9:48 am by The Grand Nudger.)
If you think that the shit that falls out of someones mouth is horrid - the best way to deal with that is to encourage them to continue speaking (so that everyone gets a taste of just how horrid that shit actually is). Ideally, they'll be so loud, so obnoxious, that no one will be able to ignore them or leverage apathy.
Just my two cents. Beyond simply supporting peoples rights to say whatever ridiculous shit might occur to the mind of a bigot - I would positively encourage it.
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