Hall of wit and epicness.

[Mystical]

I just find it epic that this guy doesn't have more reps

elaborate please

thank you

There is an entire field of study looking into numerical patterns in religious texts, this is not extraordinary, Jewish scholars have been using Gematria for centuries and found far more interesting things than the one you pointed out.

It's not interesting, not miraculous and plays directly into the functions of the human brain that have evolved to spot patterns. It's an evolved ability put to pointless use.

You're welcome.

MM

[Napoléon]

I havent been on since2014

Are you from the future?

[Cyberman]

Is there a faith meter?? What amount of faith.. what the hell does that even mean??

The units for faith are the mustard seed and the MM (moved mountain.)

I have a 4 sided die which gives answers as useful as answered prayer from God.
One side says yes, one says no, one says wait and one says screw it, the answer is whatever you want it to be.

and so surgically accurate too!

[The Valkyrie]

The units for faith are the mustard seed and the MM (moved mountain.)

I have a 4 sided die which gives answers as useful as answered prayer from God.
One side says yes, one says no, one says wait and one says screw it, the answer is whatever you want it to be.

and so surgically accurate too!

I had to give a rep point for that one. It was awesome.

[Losty]

Yeah... I miss him around here. He's such a nice guy

He was banned before I joined but I know him from another forum. He's a cool guy.

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Are you from the future?

Awe yay I'm quoted here I feel so loved

[Cyberman]

Ok. But at least in church, I'm assuming you wouldn't feed the bible into a wood chipper, snort the pulp through a Boba straw, and then straddle the pulpit screaming "Jesus is in me! I understand God's Word!" before drinking 3-4 bottles of communion wine, smashing an empty on the Pastor's head, and performing the daily sermon upside-down, turning the bible pages with your feet, and manipulating your trousers to appear to be reciting Luke 10:4-10:8 in the voice of Grover from Sesame Street.

...Because that's the rough equivalent of what you're doing with the theory of evolution.

http://atheistforums.org/thread-25972-po...#pid669985

[Silver]

This tickled my epic bone.

Says the guy who has never had sex. How about you tell me what time travel is like too buddy boy? Do you get motion sickness from it?

http://atheistforums.org/thread-26266-po...#pid675031

[FlyingNarwhal]

Hey I finally made it in here! There are just so many people I want to thank, my mom and dad of course, without them I would have never had a foundation on which to stand upon; my life coach Guillermo Funnybottom who helped guide me along this path; my brother for always being so supportive of me, no matter what I do; all my writers, without them none of this would have been possible; of course my executive producer, who was always by my side even when things got tough; and of course God, who I.....wait a minute......nah fuck that guy.

Thank you everyone!

[Cyberman]

You don't care about children. You care about hating people. You care about this so much that you would rather a kid grow up with no parents at all, as much of a nightmare as this situation frequently is for kids. You are absolutely willing to hurt kids in order to get what you want. You care nothing for them at all, except that they can be used as a tool to discriminate against people you hate. Not one iota of your position shows any honest concern or caring for anybody's well-being. You simply use your pretenses to justify the hatred which means more to you than anything else.

Sir, I salute you.

[Mystical]

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Hey I finally made it in here! There are just so many people I want to thank, my mom and dad of course, without them I would have never had a foundation on which to stand upon; my life coach Guillermo Funnybottom who helped guide me along this path; my brother for always being so supportive of me, no matter what I do; all my writers, without them none of this would have been possible; of course my executive producer, who was always by my side even when things got tough; and of course God, who I.....wait a minute......nah fuck that guy.

Thank you everyone!

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