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Hall of wit and epicness.
RE: Hall of wit and epicness.
(June 7, 2014 at 5:28 pm)rasetsu Wrote: I know I've had my stuff posted in here twice. I can't for the life of me remember what. Glory is so fucking fleeting....

I rarely cross post stuff into here, but your posts are often worthy of being here - I should remember to more often.

Great
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(June 8, 2014 at 7:48 pm)mickiel Wrote:
(June 8, 2014 at 7:44 pm)Stimbo Wrote: Ok, Mickie, now I know you're a Poe. If only you weren't trying too hard, I'd never have spotted you. The key to Poe humour is subtlety.



I am not trying, I am talking.


Well Stimbo, you made it. Big Grin
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

[Image: tumblr_n1j4lmACk61qchtw3o1_500.gif]
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I don't think I've ever posted an entry in here, so here's one that made me chuckle:
(June 9, 2014 at 3:18 pm)Mister Agenda Wrote:
(June 9, 2014 at 2:46 pm)mickiel Wrote: And have the nerve to say I am lying about this.
I don't think you're lying, I think you literally don't know what you're talking about.
"Well, evolution is a theory. It is also a fact. And facts and theories are different things, not rungs in a hierarchy of increasing certainty. Facts are the world's data. Theories are structures of ideas that explain and interpret facts. Facts don't go away when scientists debate rival theories to explain them. Einstein's theory of gravitation replaced Newton's in this century, but apples didn't suspend themselves in midair, pending the outcome. And humans evolved from ape- like ancestors whether they did so by Darwin's proposed mechanism or by some other yet to be discovered."

-Stephen Jay Gould
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aww you beat me to it!
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

[Image: tumblr_n1j4lmACk61qchtw3o1_500.gif]
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(June 11, 2014 at 10:16 am)Hoopington Wrote:
(June 11, 2014 at 10:14 am)Insanity Wrote: Just a heads up, if you tell a somebody you like their cunt you might get a slap.

Or, when you're as devastatingly handsome as I am.... an STD.

Newbies' got game.
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RE: If one can't picture Muhammaed, then how come he's on Wikipedia

(June 11, 2014 at 9:28 am)LostLocke Wrote: In that painting, to me, he looks an awful lot like a typical Euro white guy dressed in Middle-Eastern style garb.

Kinda like most of the paintings of Jesus.


ROFLOL
first time I've heard that one
If I were to create self aware beings knowing fully what they would do in their lifetimes, I sure wouldn't create a HELL for the majority of them to live in infinitely! That's not Love, that's sadistic. Therefore a truly loving god does not exist!

Quote:The sin is against an infinite being (God) unforgiven infinitely, therefore the punishment is infinite.

Dead wrong.  The actions of a finite being measured against an infinite one are infinitesimal and therefore merit infinitesimal punishment.

Quote:Some people deserve hell.

I say again:  No exceptions.  Punishment should be equal to the crime, not in excess of it.  As soon as the punishment is greater than the crime, the punisher is in the wrong.

[Image: tumblr_n1j4lmACk61qchtw3o1_500.gif]
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I just really loved this and thought it should be remembered.
(July 2, 2014 at 10:52 am)whateverist Wrote: Bigotry, discrimination and intolerance are the signs by which we recognize God's people. You should be proud.
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
Religious Views: He gay

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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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Ahh .. Losty. I am glad to give you pleasure. I only wish I could do more.
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I really ought to try and get in here more. I've been slacking lately, makes me feel like a dirty non-contributor.
I am the Infantry. I am my country’s strength in war, her deterrent in peace. I am the heart of the fight… wherever, whenever. I carry America’s faith and honor against her enemies. I am the Queen of Battle. I am what my country expects me to be, the best trained Soldier in the world. In the race for victory, I am swift, determined, and courageous, armed with a fierce will to win. Never will I fail my country’s trust. Always I fight on…through the foe, to the objective, to triumph overall. If necessary, I will fight to my death. By my steadfast courage, I have won more than 200 years of freedom. I yield not to weakness, to hunger, to cowardice, to fatigue, to superior odds, For I am mentally tough, physically strong, and morally straight. I forsake not, my country, my mission, my comrades, my sacred duty. I am relentless. I am always there, now and forever. I AM THE INFANTRY! FOLLOW ME!
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(July 2, 2014 at 1:58 pm)whateverist Wrote: Ahh .. Losty. I am glad to give you pleasure. I only wish I could do more.

I can think of more ways....Blush

(July 2, 2014 at 2:00 pm)Rhythm Wrote: I really ought to try and get in here more. I've been slacking lately, makes me feel like a dirty non-contributor.

You deserve to be in here every day just for your avatar Angel
(August 21, 2017 at 11:31 pm)KevinM1 Wrote: "I'm not a troll"
Religious Views: He gay

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Hammy Wrote:and we also have a sheep on our bed underneath as well
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