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The destination clock. Where are you going?
August 26, 2008 at 9:44 am
This is a destiny clock thing were you can see which way your going. Heaven or hell.
I know there is no such place but thought I'd post it for a laugh.
(A a reminder, Do not take any of the results seriously.)
http://www.longagony.com/destinyclock/index.htm
My results came back and I'm due to go to hell for over 900 years. Well at lest it insn't an eternity.
What was your results?
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RE: The destination clock. Where are you going?
August 26, 2008 at 10:24 am
Our exclusive and infallible Destinyclock predicts you'll end up in Hell for 1104 years
in the Circle of the gluttonous lying in mud tormented by dirty rain and hail, lacerated by hound Cerber before ascending to Heaven among pious souls.
'How can you say, "We are wise, for we have the law of the LORD," when actually the lying pen of the scribes has handled it falsely? Jer 8:8
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RE: The destination clock. Where are you going?
August 26, 2008 at 10:52 am
Ha! that gives me 3009 years of laughing down at your roastin' ass. "How's it going Adrian? You done yet?" lolz
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RE: The destination clock. Where are you going?
August 26, 2008 at 11:15 am
I can't complain though. 4113 years of torture followed by eternity of bliss is a good a deal as any.
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RE: The destination clock. Where are you going?
August 26, 2008 at 12:10 pm
Wow you guys got it bad. I did the test again and I made a few tweaks, Since I wasn't completely honest and so now It said I'm going to be spending 2,367 years in hell. Ouch!
We'll if you keep in mind that it's better than eternity it doesn't seem that bad. I guess we will reunite in heaven after all....Well after horrific, un-bearable torture.
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Mankind's intelligence walks hand in hand with it's stupidity.
Being an atheist says nothing about your overall intelligence, it just means you don't believe in god. Atheists can be as bright as any scientist and as stupid as any creationist.
You never really know just how stupid someone is, until you've argued with them.
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RE: The destination clock. Where are you going?
August 26, 2008 at 12:17 pm
(This post was last modified: August 26, 2008 at 12:18 pm by Ace Otana.)
I forgot to mention what kind of torture I'll endure - Circle of the seducers harassed by lively 300-pound old women craving for sadomasochistic sex
HELP!
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RE: The destination clock. Where are you going?
August 26, 2008 at 1:06 pm
How is that torture if you are into big girls and sadomasochism?
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RE: The destination clock. Where are you going?
August 26, 2008 at 1:12 pm
(August 26, 2008 at 1:06 pm)Tiberius Wrote: How is that torture if you are into big girls and sadomasochism?
Well their big, Old and want to do things that I personly think would violate me as an intelligent individual.
Trust me, That would be hell for me.
Wanna trade?
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RE: The destination clock. Where are you going?
August 26, 2008 at 1:14 pm
(August 26, 2008 at 1:12 pm)Ace Wrote: Wanna trade?
Hell yes, fat ugly old women craving sadomasochistic sex is my idea of a good night out.
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