The Kewt Way to Fight Rape Culture

[Great Ape]

Fuuuuuck VS I buy them there 6-packs of granny panties at walmart for like 5 bucks a pop.

[Creed of Heresy]

I assure you, no one would want to "unwrap" me after wearing a thong through 5 hours of vigorous dancing and sweating.

*snorts back laugh*

*snickers uncontrollably*

AHAHAHA!! *falls out of his chair laughing*

*gets up and writes out that this undignified reaction just occurred*

[Creed of Heresy]

But didn't you know all men are pedos and rapists waiting to happen? Don't worry! Your panties will save you. It's all such bullshit.

God damn right! I'm such a rapist, in fact, that last time I went to my favorite nightclub, a drunk girl was hitting on me with obvious intent, she could barely keep her eyes focused, and I am not entirely sure she even knew whether or not I was a dude or a chick [I've got some very long hair]. Another guy started moving on her when I politely turned her down, informing her that she was very pretty [and she was] but I felt she might be in a vulnerable state at the moment. I pulled her away when he began making out with her and she seemed to be struggling somewhat. She slurred a thanks, and I called a cab for her, and she went home.

But, like ya said, Annik, according to the feminazis, I am a rape-supporter. Because I informed her she was pretty.

How dare I. XD