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Do you still say "Oh my God"?
#31
RE: Do you still say "Oh my God"?
(December 17, 2012 at 5:52 am)TarShoduze Wrote: Hi, everybody.
I was just wondering (... I wonder a lot), do you say phrases like "Oh my God," "God damn it", or any other expressions that contain any religious word? If not, then what do you say instead?

I used to say "Oh my god" and "God damn it" a lot.

Now I say "Oh my fucking god" and "God fucking damn it", with a little "Holy fucking shit" for variety.
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#32
RE: Do you still say "Oh my God"?
I do. It's habit.
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#33
RE: Do you still say "Oh my God"?
Dear god, do I!
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#34
RE: Do you still say "Oh my God"?
Holy snapping duck dung!


Is one of many favourites, along with "Oh My Gay God"
"The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
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#35
RE: Do you still say "Oh my God"?
When I'm trying to convince my wife of something that she is skeptical of I'll say, "I swear to god," out of habit. She usually says, "But you don't believe in god," so I have to come up with something real like, "If I'm lying, you can kick me in the nuts."
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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#36
RE: Do you still say "Oh my God"?
True Dinks?
"The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
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#37
RE: Do you still say "Oh my God"?
Whatever happened to an appropriately placed "Fucking Hell!"?

'Jesus Christ'? Only if it's spiced up a bit: "Jesus Fucking Christ".

"Moosecock" rolls off the tongue quite nicely.

I have been known to say "Jesus Tits". I'm over forty and am sporting some training bra size moobs; so, it stands to reason that a 2000 year old dead dude has nipples next to his ankles.
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#38
RE: Do you still say "Oh my God"?
"Jesus Tapdancing Christ" is another good one.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
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#39
RE: Do you still say "Oh my God"?
(December 18, 2012 at 12:11 am)cato123 Wrote: Whatever happened to an appropriately placed "Fucking Hell!"?

'Jesus Christ'? Only if it's spiced up a bit: "Jesus Fucking Christ".

"Moosecock" rolls off the tongue quite nicely.

I have been known to say "Jesus Tits". I'm over forty and am sporting some training bra size moobs; so, it stands to reason that a 2000 year old dead dude has nipples next to his ankles.

Jesus Fucking Moosecock. Yeah, that does roll of the tongue.
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#40
RE: Do you still say "Oh my God"?
Nah. I usually just say "Oh, my fuck." A suitable replacement.
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