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Do you still say "Oh my God"?
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 (December 17, 2012 at 5:52 am)TarShoduze Wrote: Hi, everybody. I used to say "Oh my god" and "God damn it" a lot. Now I say "Oh my fucking god" and "God fucking damn it", with a little "Holy fucking shit" for variety. 
I do. It's habit.
Dear god, do I!
Holy snapping duck dung!
Is one of many favourites, along with "Oh My Gay God" "The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
When I'm trying to convince my wife of something that she is skeptical of I'll say, "I swear to god," out of habit. She usually says, "But you don't believe in god," so I have to come up with something real like, "If I'm lying, you can kick me in the nuts."
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
True Dinks?
"The Universe is run by the complex interweaving of three elements: energy, matter, and enlightened self-interest." G'Kar-B5
Whatever happened to an appropriately placed "Fucking Hell!"?
'Jesus Christ'? Only if it's spiced up a bit: "Jesus Fucking Christ". "Moosecock" rolls off the tongue quite nicely. I have been known to say "Jesus Tits". I'm over forty and am sporting some training bra size moobs; so, it stands to reason that a 2000 year old dead dude has nipples next to his ankles.
"Jesus Tapdancing Christ" is another good one.
Even if the open windows of science at first make us shiver after the cozy indoor warmth of traditional humanizing myths, in the end the fresh air brings vigor, and the great spaces have a splendor of their own - Bertrand Russell
(December 18, 2012 at 12:11 am)cato123 Wrote: Whatever happened to an appropriately placed "Fucking Hell!"? Jesus Fucking Moosecock. Yeah, that does roll of the tongue. |
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